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Eds Note: After the jump, there's NSFW footage of the game's FPS element. Hands down, this must be the effed up clip I've ever posted on Kotaku -- and I've posted lots of effed up clips! You've been warned so watch this effed up clip at your own peril!
Here's what's going on: the girl character Koto Sumikawa says we can do whatever we want. The player doesn't and unloads in her general direction, making her annoyed. The player then goes and gets a bat (yes, a BAT) and scares the poor girl. The player then "shoots" a few "rounds" at her, causing her to scurry about the room and run through a chalkboard and disappear, causing the entire room to moan.
Your character must be the most well endowed man in the world to have that kind of... The sheer freakishness of the streamers that flew off of her as she ran through the wall was just mind boggling. That may very well be the most un-erotic thing I've ever seen.
I'm choosing to pretend that what was actually happening was that the player was throwing paste (there was a pot of it on the teacher's pedestal) at her. I was about to go to bed, but now I think I might have nightmares.
and what drugs do you think the development team was on when they were piecing this one together? lets make a game where the fella squeezes out rounds like spiderman's webbing!"
However, the graphicsengine is something I wished more devs would use for their games. Kinda looks like the Timeleap Frontwing Benchmark thingy I saw a while ago. Would actually be something I'd gladly spend money for .. unlike for trash like the 235890295 version of Fifa, Madden, Formula One and totally random unfinished 3D FPSs.
It's actually really nice - the character models it makes are very well shaded, and it's got this really beautiful hand-drawn aesthetic due to its selective edging. It's just a pity that both Illusion and Teatime have to go and do things like this with such a nice set of 3D shaders.
gel, aint that realistic - stains, theres not white stains on the character or world. What with japan engine developpers not adding decals or stains on the walls?
perhaps it would be clearest to borrow a little from naughty by nature who spoke so beautifully about the ghetto and apply it to the land of acoustic guitar-thrashing animated bears and u-13 idols. "if you ain't from japan, stay the f out of japan, 'cause you wouldn't understand japan!"
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