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8/28    Milton Berle

        Most people remember late comedian Milton Berle for his
        performance as an Alzheimer's patient bonding with Steve Sanders
        on "Beverly Hills 90210" or as a 1950s dress-wearing yukster.
        But Berle's biggest legacy may be the one between his legs.
        Berle was rumored at one point to have the biggest
        package in Hollywood. Even a memorial tribute following his death was
        riddled with penis jokes, says The New Yorker. "We are here to
        honor Milton Berle, who passed away on March 27th," comedian
        Freddie Roman eulogized. "On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis
        will be buried."

        http://Everything2.com has this telling anecdote: "The famous story goes
        that whenever anyone challenged Milton to compare sizes, he would
        have the other man go first, and then only pull out enough of his
        own to beat the other guy. Berle never denied the rumors
        because, hey, what guy would."
        \_ Bigger than late John Holmes?
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