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Senator Larry Crag is a conservative married with children Republican from Idaho. Well, Larry was arrested back in June for trying to get dick in an airport bathroom. He also pleaded guilty earlier this month, paid a fine and was on his way. Larry was never actually caught sucking dick in the bathroom. An officer on the scene noticed he was making "hand signals" consistent with someone wishing to get all homo and shit.
There was a lot of toe tapping, hand signaling and shit going on. Damn, they make you work to get dick in a public bathroom. Larry issued this statement yesterday, "I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously." Yesterday, Larry resigned from Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's election team. In 1982 he was accused of having sex with a male page and doing coke with him. In 1994 he said this, "Once again, I'm not gay, and I don't cruise, and I don't hit on men. I don't go around anywhere hitting on men, and by God, if I did, I wouldn't do it in Boise, Idaho!
Stealing your money with one hand while trying to fuck you in the ass. ImpertinentVixen's picture Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 28, 2007 - 5:40pm. I think this dude's signals came with lyrics that went a little like this: It's astounding, time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely, not for very much longer I've got to keep control I remember doing the TIme Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling Let's do the time warp again... It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again! It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can't see me, no not at all In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention Well-secluded, I see all With a bit of a mind flip You're there in the time slip And nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation Let's do the Time Warp again! Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again Let's do the Time Warp again! ChubbyWubby's picture Submitted by ChubbyWubby on August 28, 2007 - 5:05pm. HAHAHAAHA ================================================ "Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby ================================================ vanyvrgs's picture Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 28, 2007 - 4:43pm. Well, his conference or statement is supposed to be read at 4:30. The republicans want him gone if the allegations are true -- WTF? "We believe that character is an important qualification for public service and we believe if these accounts are true, then the senator conduct has fallen short of what we should expect from public officials." Fischer, who is thankful for the senator's anti-abortion policy and his opposition to gay marriage, said that many of his fellow Idahoans were not surprised to hear about the arrest. "I don't think people were shocked because these rumors had circulated for years. You know that they feel they have been let down by another public figure. I've heard from some in our alliance, virtually everyone was aware that the rumors had circulated and they're disappointed that there might have been some fire behind that smoke." Submitted by Observer (not verified) on August 28, 2007 - 4:22pm. Korean Avenger's picture Submitted by Korean Avenger on August 28, 2007 - 4:14pm.
Hollow Points bellaluna's picture Submitted by bellaluna on August 28, 2007 - 4:14pm. I guess he didn't learn grammar in Bible school, or he'd know the past tense of "plead" is "pleaded". I wouldn't expect him to know there IS no such word as "pled" Kenneth G Wilson (1923-). Pleaded, the regular weak verb form, is more frequent for both parts of speech, and the pled and plead past and past participle forms are labeled Colloquial by some dictionaries, Standard by others.
Submitted by Observer (not verified) on August 28, 2007 - 4:07pm. Kaiserin, I live in an area crawling with fundamentalist Christians, and they are rabidly anti-gay. However, they are also big on adding to their congregations, so guess what? I would love to know what goes on at the meetings when the gays get together for treatment! Wouldn't it be simpler if these churches accepted people who aren't hurting anyone just as they are? Submitted by missme (not verified) on August 28, 2007 - 4:04pm. Korean Avenger's picture Submitted by Korean Avenger on August 28, 2007 - 4:00pm. I guess he wanted to squeeze a little bit more than the Charmin.
Hollow Points kaiserin's picture Submitted by kaiserin on August 28, 2007 - 3:54pm. Yep, the more these "anti-gay" assholes protest gays, the more obvious it is that they themselves are closeted gays. I guess they are gays who hate themselves and don't want to be gay, or they don't want to ADMIT to being gay? Why would you want to lie, why would you want to pretend to be something other than who you really are? Also, why would you try and deny the people who ARE brave enough to be openly gay from getting the treatment that they deserve? Why would anyone try to deny happiness and basic rights to gays at all, but ESPECIALLY if they are gay themselves? religion tells people that being gay is wrong, and turns people into these self-loathing, uptight assholes who try and force everyone else to live by their morality. Shit like this should STOP already, this is the 21st century, why are so many people still living by such antiquated, out-of-touch, phony "morals"? If you are gay, you should absolutely have every single right that anyone else has, and you should never be shamed into pretending to be something else. My two best friends are gay men, and I cannot imagine how unhappy they would be if they had to try and be something they aren't. they have a LOT of closeted guys in there, and they do stuff like this. The absolute LAST THING this country needs is a Mormon president! If you think Bush is a conservitard asshole religious maniac, think again. kiss equal rights for gays, gay marriage, and abortions good-bye, that fuckstain will have us living back in the 50's! Scary thought, but look at this guy for a good example.... Submitted by I Don't Get It (not verified) on August 28, 2007 - 3:39pm. Soliciting sex in a stinky restroom when people are pooping? Sweetas's picture Submitted by Sweetas on August 28, 2007 - 3:35pm. Migraineuse, are you an English teacher or just well-read? My friends used to call me a "grammar snob" in high school but I've loosened up a little since then lol. like people who pronounce nuclear "nukular" - and I see all kinds of "educated" people do it. Also, there is a difference between plural, posessive, and plural posessive. I guess he didn't learn grammar in Bible school, or he'd know the past tense of "plead" is "pleaded". I wouldn't expect him to know there IS no such word as "pled", though, since so many others in the media and legal professions don't seem to realize it either. Good thing William the Conqueror isn't around to beat your ignorant ass! johnosahon's picture Submitted by johnosahon on August 28, 2007 - 2:54pm. Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on August 28, 2007 - 2:51pm. As a matter of fact, the networks used "Charles in Charge" to try to make me gay, and it worked. Angelina, either you're an attention whore or one of those crazy dicatator/Grand Wizard/zealot/Taliban/Hamas/Charles Manson types whose brains just never expand beyond a certain point. johnosahon's picture Submitted by johnosahon on August 28, 2007 - 2:52pm. Submitted by Applehead (not verified) on August 28, 2007 - 2:46pm. it says the senator came in 13 minutes after the policeman did... LOL Burnt Reynolds's picture Submitted by Burnt Reynolds on August 28, 2007 - 2:51pm. As a matter of fact, the networks used "...
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