Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 47771
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2007/8/28 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47771 Activity:high
8/27    Masturbation is my only joy, my girlfriend has completely
        lost her libido, and I kind of doubt I will ever get laid
        again in my life.  I am sad.
        \_ Same for me and my wife.  Married 8 yrs.
           \_ Married 11 years. Having lots of sex.
              \_ So your wife is fat, huh?
        \_ Are you two sure she isn't just boinking someone else?
           \_ They haven't even considered it but you can bet cold hard
              cash on it every time.
              \_ I doubt it. It's more likely that a woman who is cheating
                 wants to boink *more often* not less. A woman won't lose
                 her libido for one guy, but find it for another. Either
                 she's hot and bothered or she's not. Most are not.
        \_ Every relationship has its ups and downs.  Most aren't reported on
           the motd.
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