8/26    Guess what! I'm cordially invited to the event! The Lexus event!
        Boy, I feel so special!
        \_ Lexus can kiss my ass. I own one and they suck.
        \_ We cordially invite you to give us money. Please return this card
           indicating your amount and payment method. Only a select few are
           offered this unique privilege.
        \_ Whoa!  How do I get invited?