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2007/8/26-27 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47755 Activity:high
8/25    still haven't sex in 9 months.  stupid girlfriend.
        \_ Don't you know that women are all nyphmos who love to fuck and
           the problem is just you? Dude, 9 months to most married guys
           is pretty good.
        \_ Why makes you say she is your "girlfriend" as opposed to friend?
           Unless she was pregnant or sick or something.
           \_ long long oh so long story.  she's my girlfriend though.
              i should just dump her.
              \_ Through this time, have you contined to treat her nicely?
              \_ Through this time, have you continued to treat her nicely,
                 Taking her to dinner, doing nice things?
        \_ you haven't but im guessing she has.
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