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I was always the dork in high school, spending more time writing perl than going out to parties and doing drugs. Freshman year taught me otherwise though, and my teacher was Geneva Wall, known simply as "the sex demon," but most importantly the daughter of my idol, Larry Wall. I was sitting in my intro to Psychology class (we're all required to take some arts courses, unfortunately) when she strode in. I immediately recognized her, however, because of the amount of time I spent browsing the Wall family home page. I knew immediately that I wanted to get to know her, perhaps so I could just say I knew Larry's daughter. I edged towards her in the lecture hall, hoping to not seem too creepy. As the prof droned on about something, I felt a tap at my shoulder. I turned to see who it was, and sure enough it was my future sex partner. I looked down and saw my copy of the Perl 5 book sitting in my lap. She turned back to reading whatever it was she had open on her lap. I think it was a bible (after all, the Wall family was very religious). After class I waited at the exit to the lecture hall for her to come out. As she left the lecture hall, bible under one arm, backpack slung lazily over one shoulder I offered a warm handshake to her and finally uttered my first words to the stumpy Geneva Wall. "Nice to meet you Mischa, do you have any classes next?" "Nope, I was just going to do some oclets and head back to my dorm room." She seemed to tilt her head quizzically at the term oclet, but quickly shook it off. "Well, why don't you come back to my dorm room and we can get to know eachother?" Excited to be hanging out with the daughter of the legendary Larry Wall, I quickly accepted and followed her back to the residences. After a few minutes of walking in a somewhat awkward silence, we arrived at her dorm room. I walked into the dorm room and had to blink a few times before my eyes could adjust to the light. She closed the door quickly behind her and set her books down on the bed. Most girls usually awkwardly would offer a drink, or perhaps just make small- talk. Geneva took off her pants, revealing a bright orange thong. She probably could tell I was a bit shocked from the look on my face, but rather than be ashamed and quickly pull some pants on she said, "wanna touch it?" The daughter of my hero right in front of me, my penis grad- ually becoming harder, I reached out and grabbed her flat ass and gave it a squeeze. I figured she was just teasing me, though next off came her shirt, revealing her startling lack of cleavage. She motioned at her almost pre- pubescent-like breasts and said "would you like to suck on these?" Eagerly (almost too eagerly) I got up and started sucking on her flat chest. After a few minutes of this (and the little whore moaning constantly), she said "STOP." Alarmed I prepared to be smacked or thrown out of her room. Instead, though, she started working on me, removing my pants and shirt. Soon I was naked and she was stroking my dong and gently licking it. Unbelievably turned on, I ripped off her tiny orange thong and started licking her vagina. It tasted like a 10 year old fish, but I kept licking, uncontrollably turned on by the fact that I was about to fuck the daughter of Larry Wall, like something out of a porno. I was motioning to try to insert my tiny penis into her very hairy vaginal region when she pushed me back and said "STOP." I looked at her quizzically and slightly embarassed she said "only daddy is allowed to put his penis in there." So I flipped her over and raped her in the ass for 9 minutes. After 9 minutes of her moaning like a whore, I felt things loosen up a bit. Finally, I came and threw her battered and bloody body aside and quickly put on my clothes and rushed out of her dorm room, knowing that if I didn't take my leave soon, the little nympho would probably pull out some sort of strap-on and try to fuck me. So that is the story of the time I lost my virginity to Geneva Wall.