8/20    It's funny about animals, how we treat them simultaneously like
        they're human and subhuman. I realized just how fuzzy this line
        was when I was taking a bath this afternoon, and Milo strolled
        into the room and proceeded to intensely stare as I shaved my
        nether regions. I found I was made somewhat uncomfortable by
        this and shooed him out of the room. Why is that?
        \_ You're not into bestiality.
           \_ You don't actually believe anyone on Soda had this experience,
              right?  It's obviously a cut/paste troll.