7/31    Hey Michelle Malkin readers (you know who you are) I saw your girl
        walking around SOMA this morning. She is 1/3 smaller in person.
        Does she live in The City or something? -ausman
        \_ Is there a Fox affiliate in SF?  Maybe she's taping an interview?
        \_ WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!  DUBYA EMM DEEEES!!!!
           \_ Your fucking dog puppy weaning bullshit got boring?
        \_ She is 1/3 smaller comared to what? Your big screen TV?  What does
        \_ She is 1/3 smaller compared to what? Your big screen TV?  What does
           this mean?
           \_ When she does that thing with the ping pong balls it is even
              more impressive.
           \_ For the clue impaired this means she is short.
           \_ It means she is short.
        \_ For the acronym challenged, what's SOMA?
           \_ Shit On My Adidas, which is what happens when you walk around
              there enough.
           \_ South Of Market.
        \_ I'm about to move to SOMA, Folsom between 7th and 8th.  Are there
           any ultra-scary places to avoid there like 6th street?
           \_ The whole area right next to the Hall of Justice (the jail)
              is pretty sketchy. Not as bad as 6th Street though.