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2007/7/30-8/2 [Recreation/Pets] UID:47466 Activity:nil
7/30    Pet liposuction? Cosmetic testicle surgery? Root canal?
        Plastic surgery? $1200 collar&leash? Pet parties?
        Proof: pet lovers are STUPID.
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20024783
        \_ And in Japan, they're robots.
        \_ Hi pet troll.  Liposuction means they have misfed their pet and
           are taking a stupid way out.  Cosmetics for pets are stupid, I
           agree.  A root canal is not stupid if your pet needs dental work.
           Having a broken tooth or exposed nerves can be incredibly painful
           for a pet, just like a human and you're a bastard if you let your
           pet suffer for no reason.  Expensive collar&leash: got it? flaunt
           it.  *I* don't have it but lots of people with more money spend it
           on lots of things I wouldn't.  Maybe I would if I had that kind of
           money.  shrug.  Pet parties: we call this socialization.  Having
           your pet interact with other pets in a controlled environment is
           generally a good thing if you have a social creature like a dog.
           I hope I didn't ruin your troll by partially agreeing with you
           and rationally explaining the rest, sorry.
           \_ Root canal < put the animal away
              Unsocialized animal < put the animal away
              Pet insurance < put the animal away
              Lots of people are dying of famine and diseases and it's
              ridiculous seeing yuppies paying $$$ to save their dying
              *ANIMAL*. Just put the damn thing away.
              \_ Sorry, friend, but that dog don't hunt. (hah! I'm so funny).
                 Troll harder next time.  Really, it was a good effort but
                 way too obvious and hammer to the head.  If your final bit
                 was about how farm dogs are treated instead of yuppy dogs
                 you might have been able to pull it off, but the pseudo I'm-so
                 -concerned-about-my-fellow-humans thing falls flat on the
                 floor, nose first.  Your troll has been rated: C+
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BusinessWeek Online The pet economy Americans spend an astonishing $41 billion a year on their furry friends dog grooming Getty Images In-store grooming and other services have helped PetSmart Inc. If there's still any doubt whether the pampering of pets is getting out of hand, the debate should be settled once and for all by Neuticles, a patented testicular implant that sells for up to $919 a pair. The idea, says inventor Gregg A Miller, is to "let people restore their pets to anatomical preciseness" after neutering, thereby allowing them to retain their natural look and self-esteem. "People thought I was crazy when I started 13 years ago," says the Oak Grove, Mo entrepreneur. But he has since sold more than 240,000 pairs (a few of which went on prairie dogs, water buffalo, and monkeys). Nothing, except there's a fake body part where a real one used to be. 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