7/29    my girlfriend would rather read Snapes fucks Hermione
        after pining after her for 10 years (to avoid any icky
        Snape vs 17 year old girl fan fiction) fan fiction
        than have sex with me.  I wish I was kidding.
        \_ Does this say more about you or more about her?
           \_ it's both of us, i realize this.
              \_ You probably realize as well your relationship is broken.
                 Fix it or leave.  Unless you are a weak loser who is ok
                 picking up crumbs.
        \_ I told you: women don't like sex.
           \_ Amount of sex decreases drastically after the 5th-7th year.
              You can expect nearly 0 after 8th. And they become bitchier
              and pick on every little thing about you and drive you away.
              This is of course all biological and instinctive, because
              human beings need need new blood for survival.
              \_ What do you suggest to us old timers? Have a fling with
                 pages and interns?
              \_ Isn't that only supposed to happen if you don't have a
                 child by then?
                 \_ Happens WITH or WITHOUT.
                    \_ Not for me. Been with my wife seven years now.
                    \_ Not for me. Been with my wife seven years now. Still
                       having lots of sex with her.
                       \_ and who else?
                          \_ Yermom
              \_ BDG, we've missed you!  Welcome back!  -- BDG #1 Fan
              \_ Married 11 years, sex varies from once per month to several
                 times per week.
                 times per week. Marital bliss continues unabated.
           \_ Nope.  They just don't like having sex with you or op.  Sorry.
        \_ Fan fic: odd.  Fan fic porn: somewhat disturbing.  Rather read
           somewhat disturbing fan fic instead of having sex with you?
           Priceless!