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7/13 CSUA Life Roster
1 point each for: key:
significant other (out of county rule applies) G
car (Chevy Novas do count) C
housing (dorms DO NOT count) H
own computer running reasonable multi-tasking OS U
job (selling lemonade on the corner counts, too) J
\_ how about selling Yermom?
There are no unofficial rules. All rules are official, and have been laid
down. Clarifications are available only from the Life God.
The out of county rule is as follows: if you are not in the same county
as that which would give you a point, you do not get the point.
Please note: the out of county rule applies to all points.
Please keep yourselves sorted.
__ _____ _ _ _ _ _____ ____ ____
\ \ / /_ _| \ | | \ | | ____| _ \/ ___|
\ \ /\ / / | || \| | \| | _| | |_) \___ \
\ V V / | || |\ | |\ | |___| _ < ___) |
\_/\_/ |___|_| \_|_| \_|_____|_| \_\____/
Winners at graduation
---------------------
Just as a note, any game that allows people like these to call themselves
"winners"...you get my point.
alawrenc G+C+H+U+J 5 whee...
brianm G+C+H+U+J 5 Yes! I really did graduate!
Philip Brown G+U+J+H+C 5 I win, I win!
\_ and you are?
\_ If you have to ask
you weren't around
before 1992.
\_ post1992 update:
married. But that
happened after,
so I still win :-)
Dan Wallach G+H+J+C+U 5 G/F: Debra Waldorf
\_ creator of the famous salad?
House: 1665 Scenic
Car: Nissan 240SX
Job: Berkeley Systems
Computer: Sparc 1+ clone
-- a total winner when he graduated May 22, 1993 at 9am.
(it should be noted he never got the secret life point)
Doug Young G+C+H+U+J 5 Wow...ooooooh...aaaaaah
G - Getting married Jul 19
C - 1987 Van
H - Which one - I /_OWN_/ two
and am buying a 3rd!
U - Which one? Linux? NT?
J - PeopleSoft ROCKS!
kchang G+C+H+U+J 5 LIFE IS SOOOOO GOOD!
No $, no honey! 9/1/92
\_ kchang should be the CSUA
philosopher.
\_ No $, but still has a
honey! I work hard for
all my 5 points.
\_ I run Linux, NT, and
95, I'm so cool! 128RAM
8gigHD, Zip, ViewSonic
PT800, Millenium II 8MB,
and a lot of warez :)
\_ That doesn't change the
fact that we had to
squish your ass. --root
Julie Lin G+C+H+U+J 5 G: if you have to ask...
C: 97 toyota corolla
H: southside apt
U: colocated FreeBSD box
J: sysadmin
\_in my flakiness I made a
mistake that technically
allows me to have acheived
these things _before_
graduation.
\_ It's _at_ graduation
that counts.
\_this was true\
at and before graduation
psb G+C+H+U+J+S 6 Psb is too cool!
Scott Drellishak G+C+H+U+J 5 Finally got the U...
Nevin Cheung C+U+H+G+J 5 Yeeeess!!! 5/96
Mike Scheel G+C+H+U+J 5 And, I've graduated.
Peter Norby H+J+U+G+C 6 Okay, I've won, Now what?
\_ How is that 6? Anyways,
it's not YOUR car... (-8
randal G+H+J+U+C 5 Beautiful girlfriend whose
still at Cal unfortunatly.
Moving to Seattle to work
at http://Amazon.com. Got a car,
choose not to drive it.
raytrace H+J+U+C+G 5 Life is here or someting.
Am I supposed to be happy now.
ryan C+J+G+U+H 5 Life is good!
\_ Name them. When did you
get the car, and can we have
a ride?
\_ Is she a good ride?
G = (4/??/96) Esa Yu
v C = (5/8/96) '96 Mustang Gt
U = (6/9/94) 486/DX 33 w/ Linux
J = (1/4/96) LBL Sysadmin
H = (6/1/95) 2446 Dana St Apt 1
\_ Secret Point
\_ Yes, I have it!
*Those Who Have Succeeded*
hoser components score comment
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Overachievers
-------------
alanc C+G+H+U+J 5 Wow...amazing how these
things sneak up on you
when you're not looking.
Now comes the tricky part...
graduation.
bwli G+C+H+U+J 5 Hard to believe...
ivy H+J+C+U+C 5
garyg G+C+H+U+J 5 Pure luck
kim G+C+H+U+J 5 Good thing there's no points
for sleep
marco C+H+U+J+G+S 6 Now all I need is time to
*ENJOY* this life...
\_ S? Secret? -- Yah.
\_ Are you ever going to
graduate?
russwong G+C+H+U+J 5
sameer G+C+H+U+J 5
seano H+C+J+G 5 I get extra secret life point
\_ why does seano get
extra life point?
\_ it's a secret
setol G+C+H+U+J 5
shipley C+H+U+J+G 5 Do extra girlfriend
want-a-be's count as extra?
Can you set someone up with
points and take a percentage?
\_ Peter has not noticed that
there is a math deficiency
going on...
\_ Aren't you graduated yet?
\_ Or just dropped out?
uctt G+C+H+U+J 5 spanking new G, C, and H!
WhothefuckamI (if you still care)
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
aubie C+H+U+J 4 I have a harem, but no
.sig other. Car's on
perminant loan. apt w/3
person shower&gets use.
PII 233 w/fBSD, BeOS,
Rhapsody. sysadmin fer
"Steve's other company."
WHAT'S THE FUCKING
SECRET LIFE POINT YOU
TWINKISH LIFEGOD?
Normative Person
----------------
aaron J+C+H 3 G out of county. i might go
postal over it so don't push
me.
\_ Didn't you graduate?
ali C+J+J+J+H 3 Ass kicking machines given
to you by asskicking employers
count, right?
amee J+H+G+U 4 Someone teach me to drive
stick shift cars, please?
aspolito U+H+C+J 4
atom H+C+J+G 4 Duty now for the future!
New Girl and New Job!
bbehlen G+C+J+H 4 So what if you live with your
girlfriend in an apartment,
and you both have cars? Does
my Indigo at work count?
\_No.
coganman J+H+C+U 4 The embarrassing thing is
that my second year here
I was at 4 (GHCJ), then sank
down to 2 (HC) for a while.
Now I'm at least gainfully
employed. My car does, too,
count, even if it's powered
by two gerbils on treadmills.
\_ Update: a couple of the
cylinders are misfiring.
Call it 1 1/2 gerbils.
\_ Update 2: Not only do I
possess the Secret Life
Point, but I am perhaps the
only recipient of the
Secret Life Penalty as well
\_ What's the penalty? Using
the car cylinders for
something they weren't
intended for?
\_ Using that Indian over
there, Tonto, to perform
an unnatural act.
davem C+H+U+J 4 Life is at best, an illusion.
davidf C+H+U+J 4 Okay, so I've got a car, an
apartment, a Sun, and a
handful of jobs. Who cares.
Anyone have a spare
girlfriend? ;)
dpetrou H+U+C+J 4 Languish in your misery.
Wallow in your excrement.
fab G+H+C+J 4 Would have U, but it's in
Orinda (ie., Contra Costa
county)...
fernando U+H+G+J 4 U: FreeBSD
J: Does CEA count?
G: She was in LA last summer,
but so was I!
ksanthan J+C+H+U 4 H - Finally out of the dorms!
U - Running Linux!
C - My trusty Honda!
\_ J?
\_ What happened to my Honda?
I'm sorry babe, I had to crash
that Honda.
meyers J+U+C+G 4 J - Documentum!
U - Linux!
C - way cool Saturn
G - way cool gf
mogul C+H+U+J 4 Once again I'm in good shape...
\_ J is in Marin County, no?
\_ Uh, so? -mogul
\_ Are the H and U?
moray C+H+J+U 4 I don't think I deserve this.
Technicalities help me.
niloc G+H+V+J 4 You don't know me. :)
It's all technicalities
anyway.
\_ but somebody lovers you
somewhere, maybe.
nweaver H+U+C+J 4 H: The NickCave (tm)
U: P5 133 with Linux
C: 95 Saturn Coupe
J: Herder of Cats
philbo G+C+H+J 4
philfree C+H+J+G 4
scotsman C+H+U+J 4 as for G, I have a roommate..
does that count?
sls H+J+U+C 4
sony H+J+C+U+G 5 H: cute studio in Oakland
J: It has *NOTHING* to do with
my major (thank god).
C: I think psb calls it "the de
la sol chick car"
U: FreeBSD v.2.2.5
G: He's really cool.
susann C+G+H+U 4 G: Leo, I lubs you.
P.S. Hehehehe.
tomcheng C+H+J+U 4 *sigh*
We Who Are About To Cry, Salute You
-----------------------------------
agee C+H+U 3 Traded a way out of county
J for a barely out of
county G.
ahsrah C+H+J 3 C: can't afford the
insurance, but still can
afford the tires and CDs 4
it....
H: Jesus Freaks as
neighbors
J: Screen Savers are
important dammit!!!
blojo U+H+J 3 Burned to a crisp and bloody
as hell.
\_ Yum, can I have some?
daveh u+h+c 3
dickylee G+J+H 3 i _still_ have more points
than ali...no matter how many
accounts i lose, no matter how
many times i'm banned,
_still_ have more points than
ali! muahahahahaaa.
\_ no you don't, twink
\_ ali, yer one
fugly cocksucker.
jenni G+J+H 3 Now if only the ghia was in
in this county.....
jwang C+H+J 3 <plus motorcycle cool points>
lindsay C+H+J+J 3 man-eater
max H+C+J+J 3 Okay. So I lost the G to
marriage. But my computer runs
Unix and I've ditched the third
job. And, yes, the car is mine,
too.
mikeh H+J+U 3 Woo woo. Housing, at last.
Job, if only to pay for U.
rsr G+H+J+U 4
runes J+H+C 3
sowings H+J+G 3 Ohnog.
Lincoln Myers U+J+C 3 Linux. Working at Network
Appliance. But I'm graduated
so I lose the game.
\_ then move your entry over
to the graduates area.
lolly H+G+J 3
Too sexy for life
-----------------
cje H+J 2 It's not fair, my girlfriend
broke up with me...
gregory H+J 2 This test is biased by our
society and it's damn
dependence on cars, not being
alone, a stationary
existence, an upward moving
and speeding career, and
using those around you to
further your own goals: It
makes me sick.
kane H+J 2 HA, i had a girlfriend
but she got rid of me.
I was too much trouble.
I think about computers?
what ever happened to horses?
\_thou damned inconsistency!
lisha H+C 2 F*CK! back i go to too sexy.
allenp H+U 2 Running Linux
aymless H+J 2 VIXENS!!!!
\_ *pant* *pant* *pant*
drex H+C 2 H: Alpha Epsilon Pi - Single
|_ Frats count?
\_ frats don't count!
\_ Especially loser ones
C: '85 Honda Prelude (red)
J: Don't want one
(I was a reader, but it
wasted time I wanted)
U: Need to buy 16megs (4 now)
G: $#!+ happens, my last girl-
friend went psycho, now I
fear women.
kenji U+J 2 Suckage.
\_ shouldn't that be +J+J+J+J?
\_ there are even rumors of
a +G
\_ Doesn't suckage imply
G? (Even if only
temporarily hired G?)
\_ privacy?
\_ privacy is not
allowed in the life
file
raja H+J 2 Does having a girlfriend 10K
miles, three continents away
give me extra bonus points?
NO. -- life god
Does having three computers
in one (Mac and IBM emul)
count?
\- Three lame computers still
don't add up to one real one.
stevie J+H 2 \_ Hey, you guys just broke up.
You're right. so noted.
And, I was lying about the
computer.
I'd like to mention that I'm
completely anti-car, but I'm
sure that does me no good.
\_ nope, none.
donsw H+J 2 The computer at home can be
multitasking if I ever use it.
But it doesn't run UNIX so I
let it rot. Hope it counts.
\_ keep hoping...
dci G+H 2
badams C+H 2 pure cane sugar . . .
jctwu H+J 2
Matt Saunders H+J 2 if I'm hard up for life
points, I'll just steal one
of your cars.
hahnak J+H+U 3 no G, no C. life has been kind
to me.
mlee C+H 2 I have actually gotten out
of that rathole so many of
you would despise, but I
called "home".
G: I should try to get
one just.for.the.point.
nolram J+H 2 *sigh*
Life facing suspension
----------------------
brg 0x1b 4+i Live orthogonally. Zort.
Set Phasers on "Spank"
----------------------
anitac G+H+J 3 Three! I have three points
now. Can I get out of this
category oh Benevolent Life
God?
benco U 1 I'd give up the U for a G
Andy Collins U 1
jon H+U+J 2 No G (yet)
well, certainly not in county
at least i have a place to
sleep 'sides csua.
Car is gone. Completely.
jkuroda@cs, whee
\_ finally.
\_ that doesn't stop you though
\_ OpenBSD.
danh J 1 C - 1980 black GMC van
H - my house is rad you
are jealous yes
G - punk rock girl decided
to date girls, oh well
\_ I thought danh gets all
the babes?
\_ girls are icky
\_ coming from
someone whose
lived with ahm,
we can understand why
you have a distorted
view of gurlz
Vegetarians (Flounder in our fleshless glory)
---------------------------------------------
hh J+C 2 House is in Egypt, so it
counts not.
\_ Graduates belong at the
bottom, Eric.
russman G-H-J-J-C 1 G- out of county
H- in berkeley
J- in SF and LA (out of county)
C- in LA
U- OS2 should count
schoen J+U 2 Linux, of course. If
consulting counts: J+J+J.
Transcendent of Life
--------------------
kosh *+*+*+*+U NaN You are not ready for life.
cthulhu D+E+A+T+H 666 *BURP*
Dolly S+H+E+E+P aleph-0 Come on, baby, light my fire.
zuul Z+U+U+L ZUUL There is no life, only...
well, me
\_ I thought it went "There
is no life, only Nick
Weaver."
\_ How about "Here is no
life but only rock /
Rock and no life and
the sandy road..."
\_ No, it goes "There is
no life, only DYNIX/ptx
v4.0.1." Yer all hoes.
Total L00zerz
-------------
Jim Casaburi (casaburi) 0 General meeting, Sep 14 1998
Michael Heldebrant 0 Hows my driving, call:
1-900-9-bite-me, anyways
OS/2 gives me my only point
\_READ THE DAMN RULES... OS/2 Doesn't count...
\_ But it *should* count. I'm protesting.
\_ protest noted and quashed.
\_ rebel!
bhchan 0 "No signs of life here"
Do I get a prize for being
The most lifeless and not
afraid to admit it? Do I?
\_ No
\_ Isn't it about time for
an update Billy? Last I
checked you had C, G, J
and even H (sorta)
thepro 0 I am beyond your petty,
lying morality, and so I
am beyond having a life.
\_ And beyond hope... -imp
\_ Who said that morality
had anything to do with it?!
By the way, I've decided that
my REAL county is Ulster, in
Ireland. As I've never been
there and know no one there,
I'll never have to revise my
life file, as any girlfriends,
boyfriends, jobs, cars,
housing, or computers I
may get will be out of county.
\_ Ulster's a province, not a
county, ted. -seano
\_ seano stores Ulysses
in his butt for handy
reference
Sam Trenholme 0
\_ Golly, nice quote.-dickylee
\_ you're an idiot, dick. -ali
\_ Yer stoopit. -dickylee
utsai 0 I suck.
\_ Yer right, Jeff! Ya do
suck. -dickylee
LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE
--------------------
AHM 1 I GET THE SECRET LIFE POINT
CAUSE I DID SOMETHING
TERRIBLY ICKY.
\_ AHMS ARE ICKY
\_ You obviously have no idea
what the secret life point
IS, fool.
Dead
----
Donald Kubasak - ...
NIVRA Judgement of life lies not
within this realm. Thus,
judge me as the dead. I careth
not. To all others, Peace and
Happiness in thy Confounded
Existence.
\_ OK EVERYONE WAVE TO THE
FREAKS IN THE PINK FLOYD
SECTION - Dr. John
Lost by graduation
------------------
Sean Welch G+H+J+U 4 Happiness is a Sun 4 at home.
Adam Glass G+H+U+J 4 skip the car, I'm happy enough
^That's pretty scary.
ERic Mehlhaff H+J+U+C 4 Amiga UNIX, dude
"Moved on to Unlife" Car older than the microprocessor
\_(Wow! An xtrek player who didn't flunk out! )
\_ It happens! Can you say the same for MUD players?
\_ Wait... Don't you work in San Francisco county?????
\_ I do now. The above was at time of graduation...
\_Post graduation update: (should I even bother? )
H+U+C+U+U+U+C+C+N 3 (Job in SF.-- out of county
rule needs refining!)
cgd C+H+U+G 4 There is no comment, only Zuul!
dim G+J+H+U+C 5 Too bad I graduated with 4.
Jennifer L. Hom G+H+C+J 4
\_ Pretty good write-up.
Almost as good as thepro's.
Byron C. Go G+H+C+J 4 Lost by graduation, 5/92
-- working on getting into
grad school, though,
so I may return
04/96 Update: Lost the J for a year and a half while I was
at Netcom in San Jose, but gained a U. Now that I'm
back in Berkeley I have the J back and retain the U.
Ergo, G+H+C+U+J = 5.
Doug "Lips" Simpkinson G+C+H+J 4 Lost by graduation, 12/92
Ian Barkley G+C+H+J 4 Lot'o life points - still
no life - do CO-OP
apartments count as housing?
\_ Post grad update: How
many points do kids count for?
Payam Mirrashidi C+H+J+U 4
Mel Nicholson C+H+G+J 4 lost by graduation twice
96 Update note:
Most controvesial G point
on record (married -- was
counted as I graduated)
Also out-of-county did not
apply to Jobs back then,
as the Life God was not so
clueless as to not realize
that real jobs are mostly
out of county.
Van A. Boughner C+H+J+U 4 Lost by graduation, 12/91
-- 95 update: still no G,
so life still sucks in
some ways (or rather, it
never sucks at all.)
John D. Owens H+C+G+J 4 20 May 1995, moved on to
even more school. RIP.
Tobias Rossmann H+C+G+J 4 Lost by Graduation 5/95. Moved
to the Farm for another life,
i.e. a red reincarnation.
Tara Bloyd G-J-C-H 4 Been there, done that.
1/23/97 update: all 5.
(been that way for a while, but
I was too lazy to update...)
\_ Haven't you lost the G point
by the marriage rule yet?
cdaveb G+C+J+H 4 Can't get the computer
point till PowerMac Linux
comes out or I bum MachTen
off someone.
\_ So now what's your excuse?
\_I have a PCI Mac- gotta
wait a little longer yet-
besides- I graduated
Eric van Bezooijen H+U+J 3 Lost by graduation 5/93.
I think I deserved some kind of
comment. How about the fact
that I was supposed to beat
Dan Wallach at graduation?
\_ We tried really hard to get
you a gf before graduation
-- had you gotten that,
you could have beaten Dan,
since V graduates before W
\_ Actually my name goes
under "B"
Life update, 8/97:
G: Nope, married
C: 1989 Honda Civic
\_ The 75 odd gerbils have now
run 180,000 miles
\_ Make that 200,000. They
are really working up a sweat.
H: My own house!
U: K6-200 running FreeBSD
J: Active Software, Inc. (ooc)
Shannon D. Appel H+U+J 3 Which car is this?
1980 Mustang
In this county?
Santa Clara
Then it counts not. See
the out of county rule.
Peter Li'ir Key G+H+J+C 3 does a car jointly owned
yourself and your s.o. count?
or does it have to be solely
owned?
\_ it counts.
\_ dudes with apostrophes in
the middle of their name
rule
Connie Hammond H+G+J 3 G?????? What is the ruling
on this?
\_ It counts until the wedding
David G. Paschich H+U+C 3 Anyone wanna hire me for
the weekend?
\_ GET BACK TO WORK - pvg
\_ What's yer hourly rate?
\_ This won't get you the G
point.
\_BUT, it will get
the G-spot humming.
Case Larsen C+H+J+U 4 "Anyone wanna hire me for
the weekend?"
\_ No.
\_ see Paschich, D.
Donald Tsang H+C+J 3 Real J, but C is British
(i.e., not always running).
sheikh G+H+J 3 "I need my car back..."
Erik Nielsen J+G 2 Lost by grad., 5/92, but
now have all 5. Amazing what
graduating can do for you...
Maybe some of you should
try it.
lucasp NULL 0 Ohwell. I had H for a while,
but now I move on to grad
school and dorms again...
Never had G, never had U,
never had C, summer J's...
Oliver Juang C+J+H 3 lost by graduation: 5/92
C+J+H+U 95 update: hope it's not
another 3 for the G point.
Gene Kan H+U+J 3
yuen C+H+U+J 4 Lost by graduation: 5/93
U: GEOS 2.0, a preemptive
multi-tasking multi-thread
graphical true OO OS with
virtual memory, but which
does NOT offer memory
protection (cuz it runs on
8086)
Maroo Lieuw H+C+U+J 4 Aint life grand.
Got a morticycle, a scooter,
and a car. (only 1 point? :() )
I finally made it out. 12/95
Got me a Windows NT.
dennisc H+J 2 yup yup yup. SECRET SAUCE.
Matthew Seidl H+J+U+G 4 Rent controled appartment
3 blocks from campus
TCS sysadmin job
Sparc I at home (19" color is
KEWL)
\_ matt - you still have G?
\_ Well, he certainly doesn't
have the TCS job...
\_ By graduation, you twinks.
\_ he should be moved.
\_ moved.
6/98 update:
H - living in GF's House
G - Soraya Ghiasi
U - PII300 with FreeBSD
J - RA
C - Prism LSI
Slept with The Life God by Graduation
-------------------------------------
tmonroe C+H+U+F 2.1416 And it was gooood, too. But
you never return my phone
calls...
Shot the Life God During Graduation
-----------------------------------
geordan C+U+J -(2+i) Lives are overrated. I'm
returning mine. And fuck
you all, anyway. I will find
you in the night when you
least expect.
Vegetarians by graduation "we just don't dig on swine"
-----------------------------------------------------
lila H+J 2 I still think men bring only
misery and an evil streak, I
have a job at the moment, but
only till the end of this
week. Hopefully I will soon
have a real job. After I
acquire said job, I will then
break down and buy a computer.
I am also buying a car, for
better or for worse. 970827
\_ lila is a fat ass ugly bitch
Jim Ausman C+J 2 Sigh. I had four points
three months before graduation.
\_ It was the ugly hair
cut, Jim. -John
Christine Lee F+U+C+K ? trent is the life god; bite me.
\_ you've got the J & H, just
get your G to buy you C & U
(since he can afford it much
more than any Taos drone)
and you'll be set
\_ i already got my
C & U off my Taos Drone
salary. Now, I have no
M (money), so leave
my broke-ass alone...btw,
now that i'm now a
registered student at Cal
AGAIN, do i get a 2nd
run at Life? --chris
\_ You have the M
(monkey) -John
\_ Your "broke ass"
will be worth millions
the day you tie the
knot, so stop whining.
Lars Smith H+J+secret 2+1 Secret life point: if you
have to ask, you don't know.
G was out of county, computer
was mac-a-saurus.
My all time high was three
(G+H+J) and my largest
fluxuation was from 3 to 0
to 1 in 2 months.
Greatly misunderstood the purpose
---------------------------------
Victor Chang 0 I lose.
\_ You're right.
Too Lame To Have Entries
------------------------
George W. Herbert
Craig Latta
Doug Orleans
Official Responses from the Life God
From comment response
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dan Wallach do computers at work count? No. If it's not
at home, it doesn't
count.
\_ can work be an
unofficial home?
\_ If you live
there, yes.
i have my mail go
there, for instance.
Eric Mehlhaff how about work-owned computer
at home?
\_ these should count.
Peter Shipley Do extra girlfriend want-a-be's No, and no.
count as extra? Can you set
someone up with points and
take a percentage?
Byron C. Go does Microsoft Windows count? Serious questions only.
\_ NT takes as much HD space as any version of UNIX
and it's as processor-intensive, does it count?
\_ It's ain't UNIX, right?
\_ Yet another wonderful product
from MicroSloth gets DISSED!
Scott Drellishak clearly, this scale is faulty. Obviously.
Case Larsen Yes, very. Again, obviously.
Oliver Juang (does grading count?) If you get paid, yes.
work count? above.
Eric Hollander Computer is 286, but runs OS/2 counts not. See
OS/2. the rules, under
"reasonable."
\_ Hasn't the OS/2 ruling changed with the new version?
\_ Get Real. (Get Round Table)
Eric Hollander House is in Egypt. House in Egypt counts
not. See the out of
county rule.
Donald Wihardja Hope it counts. If it's not running
a real OS, it doesn't
count.
Connie Hammond G?????? What is the ruling G is merely a code,
on this? not a judgement.
Dormie Scum Whaddya mean dorms aren't That's not saying
housing? It's better than much.
living in the WEB like Roy.
Actually, I don't even live in the dorms anymore --
roy
\_ I kicked you once when you were sleeping
under the WEB tables cause I got all excited
about IRC when I was a freshman. It was
a formative moment. -John
But you live in the WEB, and therefore have computer
at home. - Dormie Scum
Some dorms are ok. Only No dorm is ok.
Unit 2 sux. All dorms suck, some
just suck more.
Unit 2 has its good points. They're just few and
far-between.
Scott Drellishak What about slack? Slackfulness has very
little, if anything,
to do with life.
Peter Norby I've achieved negative Possibly, but lifeness
lifeness. and life points are
much different.
Does your gf know this?
George Herbert Can I be readmitted to the No - being a space
game now that I'm a student cadet doesn't count.
again?
Besides, life ends
upon graduation.
Kumaran Santhanam OS/2 2.0 is a preemptive multi-
tasking fully reentrant OS. But is it multiuser?
It's gotta count. Not.
With TCP/IP it is multiuser.
^^^^^^^^^
It's multiuser, complete with
passwords, and file protection.
I, in fact, run SLIP and have
people log in all the time.
\_ it doesn't count.
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Dear Life God:
how do we go about adding more life point qualifiers?
You don't. The rules are final, and clarifications are available only
from the Life God.
Can we have the point of the week qualifiers (eg: if you do/don't
own a copy of wiz war, or disqualify Macs on odd
numbered days)?
No. Life is not a weekly process, but rather lasts forever, or at least
until you graduate.
Co-dependent personality (eg: physio or mind fucking) girlfriends
should *not* count
A girlfriend is a girlfriend. Subjective judgements do not come into play.
\_ but some of us can't STAND that term... and we still get the
point, right?
If you are married you should be disqualified (since you obviously
can not be happy in any marriage situation). Although
a woman on the side should qualify.
^
\
The author of this obviously doesn't know Mel.
His spelling is likewise pathetic.
^ \_ Some errors korekted
| \_ use philspell
\ Is Mel married, or what?
Yes. So is his wife.-^
A wife/husband is not a girlfriend/boyfriend, thus doesn't count for a point.
If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend in addition to a wife/husband, you get the
point.
\_ so is girlfriend soley defined by having sex? does oral sex count?
does manual sex count? does S&M count? can you count the number of
whip lashes? can whiplashes count for you?
\_ see thepro's comments (in his entry above) for a relevant
discussion of morality.
A girlfriend/boyfriend is defined by both parties agreeing that those terms
apply to them in their relationship. Sex is not a requirement in the least.
Okay, so define this "SO lock" thing that we've been babbling about. Needs
much clarification.
>Life God
>Do you anyone verify someones score! or can we all cheat
The Life Points are automagically verified. Do not dare to
offend the Life God.
\_ I hereby dare to offend the Life God. "Play that funky
music, white boy!" -- tmonroe
\_ I ever monkey and happy red! -John
>So is the Life God an elected position? Or is it passed on from previous
>Life winners to their hand-picked successors?
The Life God is immortal, therefore, succession is not an issue. Do not
concern yourself with such issues.
>O Mr. Life God:
>We need a better definition of girlfriend.
>\_Do the for-hire ones count?
If you have to hire a girlfriend, you don't deserve any points, but since
the rules are absolute, it doesn't affect your score other than that the
girlfriend for hires counts not.
>Mr. Life God:
>What bribes are required to gain more life?
Suicide will get you a point, in this case. (But only if it is verified
as successful.)
\_ If this is the super-secret sixth life point, then the
Life God is pathetic.
It's not.
\_ The Life God is still pathetic.
>Mr. Life God:
>Do girls who want to be your girlfriend count?
Only if they actually are your girlfriend. Similiarly, someone who is your
girlfriend and doesn't want to be also counts for a point, although the
stability of this particular point is questionable.
>Oh wise and wonderous Life GOD:
>Is it possible to have less than 0 life points?
As unfair as it may seem, no.
>Does a computer which is tunred off and being used as a doorstop count?
>[it's a sparcstation]
Yes it counts, though why you would be using it as a doorstop is not clear,
unless you have more powerful hardware at your disposal, in which case you
couldn't need the sparcstation for a point anyway.
>Does it count if you aren't in the dorms but are with your parents?
Not even close.
>I want a definitive ruling on my motorcycle. It outperforms many people's
>cars, it probably costed more than the cars some people are using for their
>life points, and it probably has more cc/kg than any car on the road. It
>should, therefore, count.
Well, where did the definitive ruling go? -hh
\_ the motorcycle counts.
New questions for Life God
--------------------------
>If you have your own workstation at work, and a dedicated ISDN line to
>it, and your home computer runs X, such that you can't tell the difference
>between it and a real computer, does that count as U? [guessing not]
It's the computer at home that matters, not the interface to it.
>Why does Solaris count (i.e., define "reasonable")?
Because the life god has ruled so.
>Hey does living in the student co-ops count as housing? I see a number of
>people here claiming that as housing. "Where are you living next semester?"
>"Anywhere but the USCA!"
CO-OPS count not. They make the dorms look nice in comparision.
>What about frats?
>What about the losers who drop out but never graduate? When have they 'lost'?
>There's a number of them in the non-grad section! -ERic
>I think out of county rule needs to be expanded to include all areas in
>non-toll phone range of Berkeley. County lines are pretty arbitrarily drawn
>around here...
>Does it count as graduation when all you get is a piece of paper and
>keep on going as a grad student?
>Can I have an extra life point for having a network at home? My living
>room is a machine room. -raytrace
>Hey, Life God, do I look like a bitch? -- tmonroe
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