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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex. Yummy One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV" He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" It has frequently appeared in the advice columns of Ann Landers and Abigail van Buren. Internet versions (dating to 1995, at least) have added some new flourishes to the photocopy text, such as this new ending: Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely," and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog." And this addition to the middle of the story: When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. asp Urban Legends Reference Pages 1995-2007 by Barbara and David P Mikkelson This material may not be reproduced without permission.
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