7/8 Dolphins are smarter than dogs & cats.
\_ Thanks for all the fish.
\_ Bullshit. Try teaching a dolphin something any puppy can easily
be taught: "sit!"
\_ Here you go:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Bradley-Smith/sittingphin.jpg
\_ Ok. Not sure what else to say to this but thanks for the
effort.
\_ You know dolphins have been taught to do complex tasks, like
disarm underwater mines, right?
\_ Yes of course. You're aware that usually involves blowing
up the mine on themselves, not cutting the red wire? And
they still can't sit.
\_ So are pigs.
\_ And pigs taste better, too! |