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2007/6/30-7/3 [Recreation/Computer, Recreation/Activities] UID:47137 Activity:kinda low
6/29    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie_Mauresmo
        Amélie Mauresmo, former #1 tennis player, strong like a man,
        plays like a man, walks like a man, and has the figure of a man.
        Hmmmmm...
command:
        \_ Plus, she is a cheese-eating surrender monkey, what more do
           we need to know?
        \_ Why was this posted?  Is there something I'm missing?
           \_ I find it unfair that yesterday's Wimbledon on NBC showed
              70% Sharapova (hot hot hot) and only 10% Mauresmo, even
              though both played well. Obviously, the person responsible
              for yesterday's broadcast was biased overwhelmingly towards
              Sharapova, and I suppose they did it because they wanted to
              attract viewers by showing pretty people over ugly people.
              Life is sad and unfair.                   -not attractive guy
              \_ I think Anna K is a little hotter than Sharapova, but both are
                 hot.
                 \- are you blind? does anybody agree with you?
                    \_ I dunno, in the wikipedia hits she looks pretty hot to
                       me. -!pp
        \_ Damn.  He ... er ... she is more handsome than I am.  -- guy
        \_ This French looks like she's from former Communist Russia.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am%C3%A9lie_Mauresmo
Mauresmo first attained the top ranking on September 13, 2004, holding it for five weeks on that occasion. She is well known for her powerful one-handed backhand (a rarity in women's tennis) and her strong net play. edit Climb to the top Mauresmo rapidly climbed into the top ten in WTA rankings, and began to win significant events on the women's tour. Both opponents retired from their respective matches, Clijsters with a right ankle sprain in the third set of their semifinal and Henin from gastroenteritis in the final. Mauresmo was leading in both matches -- by 6-1, 2-0 against Henin-Hardenne. Had she won the final, she would have immediately regained the No. Nonetheless, the outcome was sufficient to ensure Mauresmo's return to the No. Maria Sharapova in a semifinal and then came back from a first set blowout to defeat Henin in the final 2-6, 6-3, 6-4. The victory was Mauresmo's second Grand Slam singles title and first title on grass. Nadia Petrova 5-7, 6-4, 7-6 after Mauresmo led 4-1 in the final set and had a match point in the tiebreak. This was Mauresmo's third loss in the last four matches with Petrova. This was Mauresmo's third consecutive title there, earning her the diamond encrusted racquet that comes with winning the title at least three times in five years. Mauresmo is one of the few tennis players, male or female, to have reached the top ranking without first winning a Grand Slam singles title. edit Singles wins (24) Legend Grand Slam WTA Championships Tier I Tier II (14) Tier III Tier IV & V Titles by Surface Hard (12) Clay Grass Carpet No. edit Singles performance timeline To prevent confusion and double counting, information in this table is updated only once a tournament or the player's participation in the tournament has concluded. Zurich A A A 2R A A A A 2R A 2R QF 0 / 4 2-3 Tournaments played 1 4 15 21 16 14 16 17 17 17 19 17 9 N/A 183 Finals reached 0 0 0 1 3 3 5 2 6 9 7 7 2 N/A 45 Tournaments Won 0 0 0 0 1 1 4 2 2 5 4 4 1 N/A 24 Hardcourt Win-Loss 0-0 1-1 5-3 16-8 21-8 5-4 15-6 25-5 23-10 34-6 32-10 24-7 7-3 N/A 208-71 Clay Win-Loss 3-1 1-1 5-7 12-7 7-4 13-4 15-3 7-4 15-3 18-3 9-2 6-2 6-4 N/A 117-45 Grass Win-Loss 0-0 1-1 2-2 1-2 0-0 0-1 2-1 7-2 1-1 7-2 5-2 7-1 0-0 N/A 33-15 Carpet Win-Loss 0-0 0-1 5-3 2-4 6-3 6-4 10-1 6-3 6-2 0-0 7-2 13-3 6-1 N/A 67-27 Overall Win-Loss 3-1 3-4 17-15 31-21 34-15 24-13 42-11 45-14 45-16 59-11 53-16 50-13 19-8 N/A 425-158^2 Year End Ranking 290 159 109 29 10 16 9 6 4 2 3 3 N/A N/A A = did not participate in the tournament. SR = the ratio of the number of singles tournaments won to the number of those tournaments played.