Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 47005
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2007/6/19-21 [Recreation/Dating] UID:47005 Activity:low
6/19    what's with the cumshot in eye at the end of porn?
        i would never do such a thing
        \_ seconded. And anal, why the hell would you do something as
           dirty and as risky as that. It smells too.
           \_ Obviously, you've never served.
              \_ You mean military or prison, or either?
                 \_ BUD DAY doesn't like your tone!  Drop and give me twenty!
           \_ Sounds like you have lots of experience.. tell us more.
        \_ And what's with all the creampie movies out there lately, why
           would you ever want to cum inside the vagina?
           \_ uh....
           \_ I guess it's gotta go somewhere.  but why her eyeball?
        \_ The porn you're watching is all too common, and dallies in fucked
           up power dynamics and humiliation rituals that have always been
           really disturbing to me.  If you've wondered why so many women
           "hate porn", it's because of stuff like this.
        \_ I think I shot it up someone's nose once -- I was too busy laughing
           to notice how pissed she was -- then there was the time I did the
           self-facial by accident.  Sex is so dirrrrty and fun!
           \_ I did that once by accident, but both of us found it funny
              enough to just laugh it up. According to that nympho women
              forum posted on motd a while back, cum in the eye is supposed
              to burn! Or maybe her partner had some problems...
        \_ Ho don't cry
           When I nut in your eye
           Let it drip down your face
           Bitch how does it taste?
                 --Robert Frost
           \_ A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying?
              \- E_CRYINGINTHERAIN
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