5/14    How do I sign up for post-death Mormonism?
        Ebay?
        \_ It is automatic, unless you have a Jewish sounding name in which
           case they will do a more thorough research before adding you
           on the list. By the way I wonder if the LDS has a list of
           people in China. They can probably increase their membership 10X.
        \_ Don't worry, we'll get to you eventually. -emarkp