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2007/5/14 [Health/Men, Computer/Companies/Apple] UID:46618 Activity:kinda low
5/14    NSFW. "... who cares what a vagina feels like when you can have your
        hand whenever you want it? However, I do admit that like in the
          \_ The problem with that is I never "want" my hand.
        movie "American Pie," I have used an apple pie to please myself,
        and it felt great! I have also tried using a microwaved banana
        peel, but I liked the apple pie best. "
        http://www.jackinworld.com/qow/q136.html
        \_ I once tried a ripe papaya with the seeds removed.
        \_ Ick.
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www.jackinworld.com/qow/q136.html
interact Question of the Week WHAT DOES A VAGINA FEEL LIKE, AND HOW CAN YOU BEST SIMULATE THAT FEELING WHI LE MASTURBATING? Notes: Responders who have had intercourse reported the vagina feeling warm, soft, pliant, aqueous, and enveloping. Most people who have had sexual intercourse agree that solo sex just cannot replicate the interactive experience of two people enjoying each other sexually. Many say they wouldn't want to -- that masturbation and intercourse are two different and wonderful sensations. Still, many people have tried to simulate intercourse with masturbation, and report a variety of techniques and home-made appliances for doing so. When it's in a vagina, your penis feels totally surrounded and wrapped by hot, wet, slippery flesh. I would think that putting on a condom with some lube inside it while you masturbate would be a pretty close simulation. You could heat a hot-and-cold pack according to the instructions and wrap it around your penis. Then take a pillow and wrap that around the whole thing and use it to simulate a nice, warm vagina. Of course, you could just do this with the lubed condom and pillow and it feels nice as well. Just remember the recent news item that reported a person burning his penis badly while trying to simulate the way a guy tried to feel what a vagina was like in the movie "American Pie." Two of the best simulators I have found is a toy called a soccer bopper filled with warm water and lube, or a rubber hot water bottle with just enough warm water to keep it soft and a generous amount of lube on top. Either one is strong enough to lie on top of and thrust away like you were in a vagina. The closest thing to a vagina is a device I made after reading how they get semen from bulls. Get a 2-inch PVC "T" connector from a hardware or plumbing supply store. Invert both ends, and secure them around the fitting with electrical tape. It's also necessary that it be a "T" so air can come and go, otherwise it will be too tight. Then use a non-petroleum-based lube and either place it between two couch cushions, or use it standing up. Pouring some warm water in through the "T" part makes it feel even better. I don't know why, but I can shoot a good six feet (standing up) when I use this. The best way I've found to simulate it is to take a plastic baggie, put it on the end of a towel folded in half (hot dog-wise) and then rolled up around it. Sometimes I use a second towel rolled around the first one. Although I've never tried this, you could probably try setting the baggie in the middle of a washcloth that has been soaked with warm water. It makes the experience much more of a full-body thing." Using one of those Speedo silicone swim caps can simulate the warm, soft, slippery feeling of a vagina. Unlike the latex swim caps, the silicone caps are very soft. 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It makes my penis feel like it's floating in a warm, enveloping pool where it was meant to be as it encourages me to probe it and persuades me to leave my semen inside it. It's unlike any other feeling, and I can't imagine getting it from anywhere else. My girlfriend and I both enjoy knowing I have to turn to her for that wonderful feeling, so I don't even want to try simulating it. Fold it over so it's wrapped around your penis, and then stroke it up and down. I best simulate this with something warm, such as a warmed-up watermelon with a little hole cut in it. An acquaintance told me she had a teddy bear that was stuffed with a really soft poly fiber. Well, the bear had a hole in it, and when a male friend would visit her, he invariably would spend some time sticking his finger into the hole with a thoughtful expression on his face. So I stuck my finger in, and yeah, it was pretty close, except for not being wet. 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If you want to slide your penis into a piece of warm meat, I think the experience would be very similar. You can't simulate this feeling, and I wouldn't want to. I masturbate however I like: I use a lot of lube or spit, try different techniques (the Turban from JackinExpert feels great), and enjoy my body, but I don't try to search for a substitute for a real woman. If I need the feeling of a real vagina, I sleep with my girlfriend. It's like if you enjoy Coca-Cola because it's the best drink you know, but you don't have any Coke, what do you do? You will know that's not a Coke when you drink it, and you will not enjoy it as you would a real Coke. To simulate this while masturbating, take a piece of soft foam and cut a slit about the width of your penis in it. Next, insert a condom or a plastic bag (which works just as well) into the slit you made. Now squirt some aloe gel, Vaseline, or K-Y Jelly into the condom or bag. Insert your penis and push it in and out until you reach climax. 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But for a really explosive orgasm, stick to masturbating." It feels like a silky smooth, lubricated, nice and warm hole. So I would say to best simulate, you would need to lube up and grip sort of lightly, not such a tight grab. It's a great, whole-body experience with someone you love (a must) -- but for a really tight, explosive orgasm, stick to masturbating yourself with your own hand. Although nothing beats the real thing, I still enjoy the private time to myself that masturbation provides. A woman's vagina is warm, slippery, and very "tissuey" (feels kind of like the inside of your cheeks). The best way I have found to simulate this is to get a cantaloup...