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2007/5/14-16 [Politics/Domestic/President/Bush, Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Iraq] UID:46616 Activity:nil
5/13    Say, speaking of irony, who was head of Public Policy at Chevron when
        it was paying kickbacks to SADDAM under the UN Oil-for-Food program?
        Way to go, Condie!
        http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/10741.html
        \_ What's so ironic about members of the Bush administration being
           consistently corrupt?
           \- http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43901
           \_ Does it bother you at all the Pelosi is stuffing public cash
              into her family's businesses?  Or DiFi has been doing the same
              for her husband's?
              \_ Yes, yes, yes, when you have enough evidence, contact your
                 local Bush-appointed US Attorney who will almost certainly
                 leap to indict. Oh, wait, you have no evidence of wrong-
                 doing? Well, don't let that stop you making accusations!
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Spotlight For many conservatives, the UN's oil-for-food scandal was an assault on all that is good and holy. In a nutshell, Saddam Hussein took advantage of a UN program in which Iraq would sell oil and use the revenue for food, medicine, and humanitarian goods, as exceptions to a trade embargo imposed after the first Gulf War. Saddam, however, received illegal kickbacks on the oil sales, which he transferred to private accounts. Chevron, the second-largest American oil company, is preparing to acknowledge that it should have known kickbacks were being paid to Saddam Hussein on oil it bought from Iraq as part of a defunct United Nations program, according to investigators. The admission is part of a settlement being negotiated with United States prosecutors and includes fines totaling $25 million to $30 million, according to the investigators, who declined to be identified because the settlement was not yet public. The penalty, which is still being negotiated, would be the largest so far in the United States in connection with investigations of companies involved in the oil-for-food scandal. As part of the deal under negotiation, Chevron probably won't admit that it was violating UN sanctions, but would instead acknowledge that the company should have been aware of the illegal kickbacks to Saddam. If only Chevron had some kind of internal policy committee, as part of the company's board of directors, with a knowledgeable expert responsible for looking out for these kinds of problems. According to the Volcker report, surcharges on Iraqi oil exports were introduced in August 2000 by the Iraqi state oil company, the State Oil Marketing Organization. At the time, Condoleezza Rice, now secretary of state, was a member of Chevron's board and led its public policy committee, which oversaw areas of potential political concerns for the company. Sean McCormack, a State Department spokesman, referred inquires to Chevron. Rice wasn't just on Chevron's board when the company was paying kickbacks to Saddam Hussein, she was in charge of the company's policy committee, which existed to look for potential political problems. It doesn't take too big a stretch to narrow the options down a bit: Rice either knew about the kickbacks or she wasn't particularly on the ball when it came to leading Chevron's public policy committee. Hullabaloo is proud to present another episode of "Imagine If This Were A Democrat" this week starring Condoleezza Rice.... 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Enlarge Image White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex The president and Laura Bush, whose mouths have never touched each other's genitalia. WASHINGTON, DC--With 2005 drawing to a close, the White House held a special ceremony in the East Room Saturday to commemorate its fifth year without any sort of oral-genital contact within its historic confines. "This administration has upheld its promise to restore dignity to the White House," President Bush said. "I can assure that no one--including myself, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, 'Scooter' Libby, or Condi Rice--has been the recipient, or provider, of the kind of unnatural, depraved, and frankly gross sexual act that, not too long ago, disgraced this office in the eyes of the world." Bush was then joined on stage by Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) and Tom DeLay to cut a perfectly square, frostingless vanilla cake made especially for the occasion. Blurb Preview Copy and paste this code into a new post in Blogger, MySpace, or any other blog tool. It will display this Onion headline, picture, and teaser copy on your page, depending on what you select above.