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2007/5/12-14 [Recreation/Dating] UID:46608 Activity:nil
5/12    Convince your girl that she doesn't have to go to the bathroom
        after sex:
        http://en.allexperts.com/q/Great-Sex-859/effects.htm
        \_ I've been telling my girl this, but she keeps on saying "But your
           cum feels sticky in me, Daddy."
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