Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 46544
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2007/5/7-8 [Politics/Foreign/MiddleEast/Israel] UID:46544 Activity:high
5/7     How do I tell the Mormons to not baptize me after death?
        I'm Jewish and there is no way I'm converting after death.
        \_ maybe we can get stickers on our drivers license
        \_ When you're a ghost, and they try this, make a scary noise
           and cause something to fall down. That'll show 'em.
        \_ post pics or it isn't true!
        \_ Don't worry, we won't dig you up and baptize you. -emarkp
           \_ Do you dig up and baptize straw men?
        \_ I'm Jewish, too.  The Mormons are more than welcome to baptize
           me after I'm dead.  In fact, everyone is welcome to induct me
           into whatever they want after I'm dead so long as they make it
           clear I wasn't a member and had no interest during my life.
           That's the cool part about being dead: you don't care anymore.
           \_ Boy I can't wait to die so I can not care anymore!
              \_ I assure you, once you're dead, Jew or not, you won't care if
                 emarkp baptizes you or tom inducts you into the KKK, or any
                 of the other options brought up on the motd in the last few
                 days.  No one said you should look forward to it, just that
                 there are some positive aspects.  The Mormons are still
                 welcome to baptize me after I'm dead if they want.
                 \_ I was taking issue with the "positive" label on this.
                    Really, I'd rather care about it than not. Well not this
                    issue. They can do it while I'm alive if they want,
                    ambush me and dunk my head in water... preferably on a
                    hot summer day using holy ice water.
        \_ I thought Jews didn't believe in an afterlife...
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