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2007/4/23-25 [Science/Space] UID:46425 Activity:moderate 72%like:46417
4/23    Sheryl Crow says you should only use 1 square of TP per sitting
        http://urltea.com/f50 (washingtonpost.com)
        \_ Remind me never to shake her hand.
           \_ you'll never be allowed to get that close, so dont worry about
              it.  just buy her albums and have some bread with it and do
              what you're told and all will be fine.
              \_ Just don't buy one that she autographed. :-)
        \_ In much of the non-Western world it is common to use 0 squares of
           TP per sitting. A hand and some water is all that is necessary. W
           Washing your hands afterwards clears up any hygine issues.
           \_ Yeah, cholera is really no big deal.  I'm sure in place that
              use their hand and some water that washing their hands with
              clean water and anti-bacterial soap is common place.  You're
              joking, right?
              \_ The point is that in Western countries, accesses to clean
                 water and soap is not a problem -- there is no reason to
                 toilet paper at all, recycled or otherwise.
        \_ Well - we can start using a bidet (like in Europe), or get one of
           those smart Japanese toilet that sprays to clean. Did I mention
           it also comes with seat-warmer?
           \_ Absolute luxury: http://www.washlet.com/default.asp
              \_ Oh my.  The demo vids are priceles..
                 \_ That animated guy looks like he had an orgasm with all
                    that anal action.
              \_ How does it keep the nossle clean when it's used by more than
                 one person?
                 \_ It deploys after you've defecated. Also, the nozzle is
                    aimed at an angle so it's not directly under you; the jet
                    of water acts at a distance so there's no contact.
                    \_ Two words: diarrhea, explosive
                       \_ But when the nozzle turns on it will spray that
                          back onto the guy who had the diarrhea. And then
                          wash that off with the rest of his ass dirt.
                          \_ Supposed the guy with diarrhea doesn't use the
                             spraying function after taking a dump.  Then you
                             take a dump and try to use the function ......
        \_ Switch to 100% recycled toilet paper would help as much.  One can
           buy those in Safeway and Trader Joe and probably other stores.  The
           brand I buy actually works better than those premium extra-soft
           brands.
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