4/23    Sheryl Crow says you should only use 1 square of TP per sitting
        http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/21/AR20070\42101385_pf.html
        \_ Remind me never to shake her hand.
           \_ you'll never be allowed to get that close, so dont worry about
              it.  just buy her albums and have some bread with it and do
              what you're told and all will be fine.
              \_ Just don't buy one that she autographed. :-)