4/23   Hrmmm...all of my mail disappeared over the weekend.
        \_ Mail root to fix mail.
           \_ Fix mail to mail root to fix mail.  Recursion ftw.
       \_ That's part of the new politburo's CSUA Modernization Plan.
          They did an analysis on the signal/noise ratio for email over
          time, plotted the curve and found that the signal will soon be
          below zero, so they took the bold step of removing it all now.
          To further support the Modernization Plan, they've forwarded all
          their email to /dev/null.
        \_ This should be self evident by now: stop using soda for mail.