3/22    A middle school on the way to work has an odd posting on their sign
        board.  It says "Revenue lost to absences in Jan: $20,026." What
        message is that supposed to send?
        \_ I think they mean "every time you skip class, your school loses
           money".  In other words, the students would have better school
           facilities if they went to class every day.
        \_ it means the principal controls the sign board