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3/4 http://www.conservapedia.com \_ "Modern kangaroos originated in the Middle East and are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood." http://www.conservapedia.com/Kangaroo \_ I still can't figure out if that site is for real. My liberal friends say "IT IS FOR REAL, IT IS FUNDED BY THE EAGLE FORUM." But it's so dumb, and appears to be run off some dude's DSL line. \_ Well we know automatically that all conservatives are Xtians and fundamentally stupid. Therefore it must be real. I saw it on the intarweeb. \- intartube |
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www.conservapedia.com/Kangaroo edit Description Kangaroos have large ears on top of their small heads, a long snout, and short arms with clawed fingers. Their legs are strong and powerful, designed by God for leaping. Their feet have four toes at the end of elongated metatarsi that they rest on when standing. They also have a powerful, thick tail that is used as support when standing, a third-leg when walking slowly, and for counterbalance while leaping. Like all Marsupials, female kangaroos have a pouch on their stomachs in which they carry their young. The leader of the mob, called a "boomer", is a male determined by age and size. The boomer has access to females in his mob for mating and will wander around the mob intimidating any other males who try to mate with his harem. Many times, males are rejected by the females because of size if they are small. In other cases, if a larger male is checking a female out, she may just move away. Sometimes, when a male is checking out a female, the female will urinate for the male, who will sniff the urine. Some studies show that this ritual is for the male to see if the female kangaroo is receptive to him or not. If the female is responsive to the male, she raises her tail and the male will follow her. Sometimes the kangaroos will scratch each other's tails or the male will give the female a back rub before mating. When the female is ready to mate she will arch her tail. Female kangaroos usually only have one baby kangaroo (called a "joey") at a time. They spend a lot of time in their mothers pouch developing. The Red Kangaroo joey will stay in their mothers pouch for about eight months and Gray Kangaroo joeys stay in there for about a year. |