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View All Friday, September 01, 2006 Greatest Novel Ever Written? Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate It began innocently enough. This one, however, turned out to be quite an adventure and helped me discover one of the great sci-fi novels of all time. I am the youngest published science fiction novelist in America and I am very into comic books. My first novel, Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate, will soon be a comic book itself. Furthermore, I am highly interested in the philosophy of comics, having published a few articles myself. seriously dude, all of us write novels so we can get the hell out of here. KE I was worried that I had let a great novelist slip through IGN's fingers. com, I discovered that I had, indeed, lost a literary genius.
Here is one fine example: "Interesting," muttered Dennagon to himself. "The force of gravity is 98 meters per second squared on this planet, but not in space. "Dennagon nonchalantly dropped down from his perched position to the ground. Without even taking his eyes off his book, he casually thrust his fist out, punching a hole straight through the head of one of his enemies as it charged. The decapitated body still handing from his forearm, he merely shifted his fist to the side so that the others could run into it. Expectedly, they did, blasting apart their own skulls against his scaly knuckles."
VaultComplex posted: I like how he points out the fact that he's the youngest writer published in America, as if that somehow equals "good." I think the person to really worry about is the dumbass who gave the ok to publish this "novel." I wish I could be cool like him and sign my name along with a description of things that I do...
beerbaron99 posted: Uh, no one says "per second squared", because that technically doesn't make any sense. It's per second per second, since it's a measure of acceleration, or speed over time.
That interview is so over-the-top ridiculous that it can't be real, can it? I love how he says if he could have dinner with anyone, he'd invite over his "future self." The one where he non-challantly declares his genius is also priceless.
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