2/13    The doomed blonde's former bodyguard, Alexander Denk, reveals
        exclusively to TV's Extra that he and Smith had a torrid affair
        for two years and thinks he quite possibly could be the father
        of little Dannielynn.
        \_ Gonna be a lot of paternity tests going on...
           \_ They should just compare the kid's DNA to the Nat'l Geo.
              DNA project. Odds are just as good.
              \_ The Son is the Father. Test the dead boy's DNA.
        \_ I can see the http://theonion.com article already "3.3 billion males
           to be tested to find the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby"
        \_ I am not the father of ANS's baby.  I do wonder if she's the
           mom though.
        \_ How many minutes of the day did her vagina not have a cock buried
           in it?
           \_ Just curious... if this were a guy who went through women at
              the same rate would you be as critical?  Or is it high-five time?
        \_ Let's see: Howard K. Stern, JD; Larry Birkhead; Prince Frederic von
           Ahnalt; and now Alexander Denk.  I heard that there is a three-day
           period where an egg can be fertilized, and I heard that sperm can
           survive in the vagina for three days.  Hence her OB/GYN should have
           determined the six-day window where the impregnating sperm was
           introduced.  This means she slept with four different guys at least
           once in those six days, probably all without condoms.  Hmm.  Which
           one was her official boyfriend back then, and what does he think
           now?
           \_ I'm really astounded at how closely some people followed Ms.
              Smith's life.  Do you know nearly so much about your own sex
              life, or is Anna your surrogate?
           survive for three days in the vagina for three days.  Hence her
           OB/GYN should have determined the six-day window where the
           impregnating sperm was introduced.  This means she slept with four
           different guys at least once in those six days.  Hmm.  Which one
           was her official boyfriend back then, and what does he think now?
              \_ Anna is the only one among the stars (porn stars included)
                 which, when I watched one of her sex scenes two times, was so
                 hot that I came in both viewings (even at the same moment).
                 \_ What did you watch?  Where can I download it?
                    \_ "To The Limits."  I watched it on Showtime channel.
                    \_ "To The Limit."  I watched it on Showtime channel.
                    \_ "To The Limit." The scene was http://www.csua.org/u/i1v
                        I watched it on Showtime channel.
           \_ No, it doesn't mean she slept with 4 guys in 6 days.  It means
              4 guys who have slept with her (ok probably only 2-3 of them)
              at some time want to get their legal hands on that kid so they
              can get whatever cash she has and have a claim on the old dead
              guy's $400 million.
              \- Wasnt that a Charles Dickens novel? Blonde House?
              \_ But if some of them knew in their heart that they didn't sleep
                 with her around that 6-day perold, they'd know there is
                 with her near that 6-day perold, they'd know there is
                 virtually no chance that they can claim fatherhood.  False
                 positive from DNA tests are very rare.  Unless some of them
                 plan to bribe or blackmail the lab technicians, or file a
                 motion to bar DNA tests for the baby and/or for the remaining
                 motion to bar DNA tests for the baby and/or for all the other
                 guys.
                 \_ 6 day period?  You think anyone has any idea what that
                    exact 6 day period is?  Anytime in that month give or take
                    a few weeks is good enough.  You can not reverse calculate
                    from the child's birthday which 6 day period the child was
                    conceived.  As far as knowing in their heart goes, even
                    if they knew they couldn't be the father this is a good
                    way for them to get some press, write a book, maybe get
                    an acting career going, and maybe even get paid off by
                    some other party to just go away.
           \_ You're assuming that these guys know when the 6 day period was.
              Smith probably knew, but I doubt she told them.  Also, condoms
              aren't perfect.