Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 45640
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2007/2/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45640 Activity:nil
2/2     For a five foot, nine inches girl with humongo boobs, i was pretty
        good.  I looked healthy.  I had thighs, and an ass.  No more. Now I
        sit down on hard surfaces (you know, a wooden chair) and it hurts
        because all I have down there is skin stretched over bone.  Whereas
        the boobs? For some reason, my body has decided that the only place
        it can safely store tons of extra fat, for use when I'm more than just
        sick and am probably dying, is in my boobs.  STUPID BODY. I don't NEED
        triple-D boobs.  I'm not a stripper, or a porn star. Whereas the
        little padding I'd managed to get on my ass?  I NEEDED THAT! For the
        first time in my life, I was able to sit down on a hard surface and
        have it not hurt!
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