1/10    Help us, General Jvarga, you are our only hope!
        \_ No-can-do.  The undergrads haven't granted me any access to the
           servers yet.  All I've got is keg/screwdriver access, but that
           doesn't help any of you. - jvarga
        \_ The r007ki7 you discovered was actually my backdoor entry that
           allowed me to help you guys administer your long forgotten box.
           When you took it out, so did my ability to sysadm remotely.
           If you discover it again this time, leave it up. It's
           all good.                                   -someone who cares
           \_ I hope you're joking.
              \_ I am not.                             -someone who cares