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12/27   http://horoscopes.aol.com/fengshui/feng-shui-fiascos-mistakes-fortune-home
        It's obvious a woman wrote this: "Leaving the toilet seat down is good
        feng-shui." What a bunch of crock.
        \_ It does keep things from falling in.
        \_ I'm not really sure how feng-shui applies to an item that didn't
           exist at the time the principles were laid out, and it's not really
           easy to extend from the obvious ones like don't sit with your back
           to any doors. -dans
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horoscopes.aol.com/fengshui/feng-shui-fiascos-mistakes-fortune-home
com Feng Shui enthusiasts use "cures" for everything from finding love to winning the lottery. And while adding plants and wind chimes to strategic spots can attract fortune, what you don't do can often be as important as the actions you do take. Here, then, are the 10 biggest Feng Shui mistakes you can make, and how to fix them: Never Entering Your Home through the Front Door Your front door governs your career and life path. When you enter your home through the garage or back door, you lose sight of your life's purpose. Get into the habit of using the front door at least once a day, even if you have to go out of your way to do so. feng shui astrology report For unique feng shui advice based on your birth information, try a Feng Shui Astrology Report. You'll learn how to attract wealth, health, happiness and love! Try Your Free Sample Report Now Keeping Exercise Equipment in the Bedroom The bedroom should evoke play, not work. Storing your Stairmaster in the boudoir will make relationships arduous and exhausting. Move your exercise machine to another part of the house. If you want to work out in the bedroom, do it between the sheets! Allowing Clutter to Accumulate Musty newspapers, dirty laundry, and piles of toys can weigh you down, both physically and emotionally. Keeping Hall Closets Jammed to Overflowing Hall closets represent your capacity to be receptive. Keeping yours stuffed with sports equipment, off-season clothing, and sundry junk will cut you off from helpful people. Clear out these spaces so they are one third empty, then wait for burdens to lift. Leaving Walls Bare and Lifeless Blank walls make it difficult to abandon yourself to pleasure. Take the time to fill your home with artwork that uplifts and inspires you. At the very least, apply colorful paint or paper to the walls. Leaving the Toilet Seat Up Women have been complaining about this phenomenon for years... Toilets are drains that can suck wealth right out of your life. Get into the habit of keeping the lid down when the toilet is not in use. Increase the Heat Boost the passion in your love life using feng shui. Correct Love Mistakes Not Washing Windows If you don't do windows, you won't do much else, either. That's because windows are connected to your fame and reputation. When they're clear and sparkling, people will recognize and celebrate your talent. When they're dirty and dim, those golden opportunities will keep passing you by. Ignoring Squeaky Hinges Doors that moan and groan can make you inflexible. A few drops of WD-40 will loosen up more than your hinges. When it lies stagnant, all areas of your life will suffer. The more you cook at home, the happier and healthier you will be. If you can't cook, be sure to ignite the burners on your stove at least once a day to generate warmth and vitality. Hanging on to Unwanted Family Heirlooms Grandma willed you her favorite brown afghan that smells of mothballs and clashes with everything you own. Whether you've draped it over the couch or relegated it to a cardboard box, this legacy is keeping you mired in the past. Stephanie Dempsey is an accomplished author, Feng Shui practitioner and astrologer. She has contributed to several New Age titles, including "Your Birthday Sign through Time: A Chronicle of the Forces that Shape Your Destiny" and the upcoming "Love Signs and You: The Ultimate Astrological Guide to Love, Sex, and Relationships". She holds a degree in Feng Shui from the Mountain Institute of Tribeca in New York City.