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11/3 http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/15914427.htm Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday. Passers-by called officers about 7:50 a.m. to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating. Police saw 33-year-old John Sheehan and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure. Officers led him to the nearest street, the 2000 block of Kearney Avenue. Before putting Sheehan in the back of his car, Sgt. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about. Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said. \_ "Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old." No one wants to get shiv'd with a poo covered awl. \_ That's 6 kinds of stupid. Judging by the location description he was practically in the middle of a parking lot, just yards away from a BART police substation. I like the passing-the-buck: Police: "Uh.. let's get the fire department" Fire Dept.: "Uh, send him to the hospital" ER Tech: "Oh teh noes! Pwn'd!" |
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| www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/breaking_news/15914427.htm reprint or license this Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum By Karl Fischer CONTRA COSTA TIMES A police encounter with a naked man near the El Cerrito BART station turned into an arrest on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon Thursday. Passers-by called officers about 7:50 am to report that a naked man was lying on a tree stump beside the Ohlone Greenway path, exposing himself and masturbating. Police saw 33-year-old John Sheehan and arrested him on suspicion of indecent exposure. Officers led him to the nearest street, the 2000 block of Kearney Avenue. Paul Keith asked him if he had anything on him that police should know about. Sheehan replied that he had hidden a screwdriver in his anal cavity, Horgan said. Unsure about what to do, police called for a fire engine. Firefighters quickly decided that an emergency room would be better equipped to deal with the situation. "When he heard what they were talking about, he said, 'Hey, don't worry about it. Mindful that a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape could be used as a weapon, officers kept their weapons trained on the 33-year-old. Sheehan was paroled from state prison last week and listed an address in Pittsburg, Horgan said. Police booked him into County Jail in Martinez on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon. |