Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 45097
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2006/11/2 [Recreation/Dating] UID:45097 Activity:nil
10/31   Over the past 2 years I've gone from a small C cup to DDD, size 32
        band. Because the girls are brand new and look like they belong on a
        15 year old, they can come off as looking fake and they're cleavage
        challanged. Aside from the granny bra selection I have, the cleavage
        thing annoys me the most.
        Bras and breasts come up quite often among the people I socialize
        with. Often women complaining, or my boyfriend bragging about my
        breasts (he's quite proud). When sizes come into the picture, usually
        linked to bra complaints, people will insist on correcting me about
        my size, which I mention when they can't figure out why I can't find
        nice bras my size.

        "Oh, you can't be that cup size! You're much smaller!"
        "That's not possible, are you sure you're wearing the right bra
        size?!"
        Um.... yes, do you see wrinkly cups under my shirt?!
        Oh, and here's my favorite from men, as if they understand bras
        beyond how to remove them one handed. "I've played with A LOT of
        D cups and your not even near a D cup!"

        Excuse me, I think I need to hit someone. This usually leads to me
        launching into a lecture on the art of bra sizing and how not all
        D cups are the same size. The larger the difference between your
        band and the largest part of your breasts, the larger the cup. I'll
        then point out that I have a 10"+ difference, meaning large cup size.
        Slender girls CAN have large breasts!!  A slender girl with D cups
        will NOT have the same size breasts as a girl that's quite large that
        has D cups.  What I love about this is the women around me, suddenly
        their faces will light up with the realization that all along,
        they've been wearing the wrong bra size.
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