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Courtesy of Unconfirmed sources, Ed E Druckman has something to say and doesn't hold it back, unlike the talking heads in the mainstream media who don't dare to say anything that might offend an advertiser.
The Journal of Nature recently reported the discovery of ice geysers near the south pole of the planet Mars. A BBC article about thisreport says that sunlight heating and melting underground dry ice depositscauses CO2 gas to violently explode to the surface, throwing dust and dirthigh into the air. Former NASA employee and Mars expert Harvey Kurtz contacted me recently with a very different explanation.
I recently attended a press conference with Tony Snow, President Bush's new pretty boy press secretary. The question of whether Iraq isin a state of civil war came up, and it really set him off. "Some of you in the media, especially the hippie liberal types, have been saying that Iraq is in a state of civil war, or sliding toward civil war.
The US Army has mandated that all the computers they will use in the future must contain the Trusted Platform Module, a chip that many think will make for tighter security in Microsoft's Vista operating system scheduled for release in 2007. There is something sinister that has slipped right past the US armed services and intelligence community: Trusted Computing is a "black op" of Chinese intelligence. This could be the biggest spying operation in the history of the world. Documents I have obtained froma source who insists anonymity to protect his or her life make this terribly clear.
"I am the decider, and I have decided gays can't get married. I am also the Commander In Chief, so I will order the National Guard to go to liberal so-called churcheslike the UCC, Unitarians and Presbyterians all over America, and courthouses in Massachusetts. When our fine men and women in uniform see two sissy boys or manly looking women with their hair all butched off, and they are all dressed up like they are going to a wedding, they will put a stop to it right there."
The Uncoveror previously reported that Saskra Root, one of the "natural ingredients" of Coca-Cola was lost forever due to the extinctionof Saskra Fortissima, the plant it came from. a colleague of mine and I were exploring the jungles of Peru and Bolivia. He was hoping to study native tribes, and I indigenous fauna. We did find a native tribe and bonded with them rather well. On a gathering trip with some of the tribal women, we observed them collecting Coca and another plant growing with it. I discovered that they use the roots of this plant andCoca leaves to brew a kind of beverage. Though it was not very sweet, it did remind me of Coke from the old days when it tasted so much better than it does now."
To compete with Sony and Microsoft producing portable versions of their console systems, and as a follow-up to their own hits DS andGameboy, Nintendo will soon introduce a new portable. It will be a smallerversion of Wii, the system previously known as Revolution. This new mini system, I kid you not, will be called "WeeWii". "We have decided to use the Gaelic word for small to describe the system, and have thus dubbed it 'WeeWii'. I imagine that in addition to its meaning of 'a little Wii', some will also think of 'Yes, Yes' in French."
Read More FREE SECOND DIP LEADS TO VIOLENCE AT ICE CREAM PARLOR "You know the line for ice cream ends back here!" a female patron exclaimed, believing she had been cut in line. "They are offering a second dip of ice cream for no more money", said an eyewitness too embarrassed to give his name, "so everyone for miles around was showing up. They had two girls scooping out the ice cream and making malts, and a man running the cash register. That was nowhere near enough to handle the crowd, especially when it's also a gas station and a little grocerystore. I was sitting down and enjoying two scoops of chocolate chip on a cake cone. I was lucky enough to beat the crowd, but they were there in no time...
Election scandal has come to America's favorite reality show. Fans have suspected that something was amiss since Ruben Studdard, and now the cat is out of the bag. The voices of voters across this great land have not been heard. Accusations of Paula Abdul having an affair with a contestant, and Simon Cowellkicking puppies are insignificant compared to this. I spoke to an insider at Diebold whom I will refer to as "Woody". He says that the RIAA are the real snake in the grass here. The whole point of the show is to sell records, and the executives of the record labels allegedly know better than the viewing public what they can sell. They run the show behind the scenes, and contracted with Diebold to tabulate the votes as they saw fit.
President Bush made several embarrassing gaffes in his recent visits to India and Pakistan. Once he referred to Pakistanis as Arabs, saying "I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world." I spoke to Jeffery Mathers, a White House aide who said, "You needto cut The President some slack. We only recently got him to say Arab correctly instead of pronouncing it 'Ay-rab'. He still hasn't grasped that all the people who pray to Allah and accept Muhammad as his prophet are Muslims, but not all Muslims are Arabs. We are confident that he will learn the difference soon. Bush said that he had learned that traditional Indian greeting by watching The Lone Ranger. Mathers told me "The President hasn't gotten out of his regular social circle very often. It is just like over there when the higher castes don't hang around with the untouchables. Who can blame him for being a little confused, asking why no one was wearing feathered headdresses and so many looked like Hare Krishnas at the airport."
Have men with brooms run in front of the bobsled and sweep away loose snow. That way, the sleds would have clean ice, and could go faster. There was one problem: The broomers couldn't move fast enough to get out of the way. That was most heinous," said a spectator named Chad Newell. "The sledhit that dude and he went flying like Super Dave. He even spun around in the air before he came down right on his head!" There was another dude that got totally runned over by the sled, and squished like a friggin' pancake. It was like watching all thefur fly at a NASCAR race with lots of crashes!" I also spoke to a woman named Susan Johan who had tears in her eyes and trembled in horror. It was horrible seeing those people run down like bowling pins.
As you have probably heard or read by now, Vice President Dick Cheney shot another member of his hunting party named Harry Whittington. They were quail hunting and accidents happen, so they say. They were not hunting quail, but a human target: unpopular former Vice President Dan Quayle. Many republicans still blame Quayle's boneheaded gaffes like the "potatoe incident" for Bush the elder's lossto Bill Clinton. When the one time veep ran away unscathed, it made Cheneyvery angry. In a rage, he recklessly discharged his rifle hitting Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin and personal friend. If anyone says anything to him about his outbursts, he'll snap and snarl that he's Dick Cheney, and he is powerful enough to do whatever floats his boat, so don't run your mouth at him." He went on to add,"We have learned to speak only when spoken to, and even then to walk on eggshells."
The day after Thanksgiving is considered the first day of the Christmas/Holiday shopping season. It is often called "Black Friday" because it is when retailers that have been operating in the red first turna profit for the year. A lot of retailers open before the sunrise that dayfor big sales ending later that same morning. They have always drawn crowds, and frequently caused disputes over a place in line, or the last of a hot item, but this year it got ugly, very ugly. Across the nation, people stampeded when doors were opened, and riots broke out when items the crowds were seeking had run out. Seven fatalities and dozens of injuries have been reported. The first known fat...
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