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A coworker is getting married next week, and we were talking about wedding cakes (I had just done one for two friends of mine). He asked if I could do one for him - totally joking of course. There should be like a groom cake to go with the traditional wedding cake. "And like, gravy between the layers and melted cheese for the writing!" "I am so totally going to do this," I suddenly realized. Here's how it went down: The first thing I needed was the meatloaf. I make a pretty yummy meatloaf, but I never make it the same way twice. I knew I needed a dryer meatloaf, so I would need a lot of breadcrumbs.
I knew there was going to be a lot of fat left in the pans, and I am lazy, so I used disposable cake tins. There wouldn't be as much fat if I'd used leaner meat, but the grocery store didn't have any leaner meat in chubs, and I didn't want to spend a million dollars on this anyway. Next time I'll cut the beef with something a little leaner, or maybe bigger chunks of bread. I wasn't too concerned about it, since this was only the trial run to see if this idea is even worthy.
And then into the 400 degree oven until they reached an internal temperature of 170 degrees, which was about 45 minutes. I glazed two of them after about 20 minutes, but this was an act of sheer optimism, as there was a better than average chance I was going to have to cut the tops off anyway, to level them.
It wouldn't do at ALL to have them bathing in yukky grease once they were out, so I pulled them out of the tins right away and let them cool on draining racks. The meatloaf bound up a little tighter than I would have liked - I think next time I would go with three cups of bread crumbs instead of two. I watched an episode of Good Eats while I waited for them to cool, and thanks to Alton, I really wanted wontons.
I wasn't too worried about accuracy here, but I carved off a nice level slice from each layer. They steamed up when I leveled them, so I ate a quick lunch of meatloaf scraps while they cooled down some more. Needed a little salt, but my meatloaf is still very tasty.
I stacked the layers and cut off the edges, to get some semblance of roundness. Again, I'm not really worried about making it perfect, because I can buy a lot of forgiveness with icing.
I whipped up a little more glaze to put between the layers. For glaze, I use Worcestershire sauce (pronounce the city 'worcestershire' "wuss-tuh-shuh" (with hard, english vowel sounds). You don't pronounce the 'ce', like you don't call Gloucester 'glao-che-ster' ACK BRAIN FREEZE DAMN YOU, GINGER SORBET! or wuss-stur-sher, but the sauce is pronounced "wuhsher". This is the only time I ever eat ketchup on purpose, because ketchup is vinegary, salty tomato blood and it is gross. I use 1 tsp of wooshereshtir sauce, 1/4 c of brown sugar, and 1 c of ketchup, roughly. I generally brush it on while it bakes, so the sugar caramelizes to deliciousness, but I am just using the raw deal here.
The weight of the next layer is going to push on it, so I don't spread the glaze all the way to the edges. I'm being extra careful here, since I don't want the ketchup bleeding into the mashed potatoes when I spread them on. When I fill a cake with the same frosting that's going on the outside, I'm not so careful about it, but in cases like this, I don't want to contaminate the outer appearance at all.
Yeah, I'm cheating and using potato flakes - but for a specific reason. I like my real mashed potatoes with the skin in and lumpy as hell, so you can tell that it used to be a potato, but consistency is key here. I'm using potato flakes for smoothness and uniformity that I can't really get with real potatoes without killing my whip attachment. Yes, I *have* heard of a potato ricer, but I don't have one. And the ingredients for this alone cost me $40, so I wasn't about to invest some money on a ricer that I'm only going to use for this.
A very thin layer of potatoes is applied to give the cake shape, and to seal in the meaty crumbs and glaze that escaped. If this were a cake, I'd have frozen it for a little while before doing the actual frosting..
A spirally border with accents of glaze and a T-bone on top. It didn't come out too bad, though there is a definite uterusy quality to it. And the brilliant part of this, is that mashed potatoes can be colored (anyone who's ever seen the movie Hook will testify). So I could have decorated this just like any other cake in the world. But the whole point of it is to be a Manly Man Cake, and hence the steak. I also considered cutting some crispy bacon to be 'candles'.
I chilled it, sliced it, then served it warmed up from the microwave. Cold meatloaf only belongs in sandwiches, not meat cake. It came out as well as I hoped, and it's received far more attention than I ever thought it would. I've received a ton of email about it, and so far the worst people have had to say was 'ewww meatloaf'. Unless you are not a meatatarian, in which case it maybe tastes like murder, but for us hardcore meatatarians, murder tastes like meat! And now I'm going to go watch what Alton has to say about spices, while you look at my meatcake some more.
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