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2006/10/13-16 [Politics/Foreign/Europe, Politics/Domestic/SocialSecurity] UID:44816 Activity:moderate
10/13   Elephants cross the US-Mexico border w/ impunity:
        http://tinyurl.com/ykzp8o (brownsvilleherald.com)
        \_ Dirty illegals.  We should take away their welfare and health benefits.
        \_ Dirty illegals.  We should take away their welfare & health benefits.
        \_ Dirty illegals.  We should take away their welfare & health
           benefits.
        \_ Why do you hate elephants?
           \_ Why do you hate America?
              \_ I just hate American elephants.  The Asian and African ones
                 are ok by me.
                 \_ I find Asian elephants to be too small and inscrutable, and
                    prone to forming triads and building nuclear weapons.
                    African elephants are just too violent.  They are very fast
                    and strong, though.
                       \_ But what is up w/ those big ears? Are they using
                          them to eavesdrop on private domestic phone calls?
                    \_ But never the European ones.  So white and monocultural.
                       \_ The Jewish European elephants have really long snouts,
                          though.  And one they grab onto a peanut or banana
                          with that snout, they never, ever let go.
                       \_ The Jewish European elephants have really long
                          snouts, though.  And one they grab onto a peanut
                          or banana with that snout, they never, ever let go.
                          \_ They're all white to me.  --BAMN
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Advanced search JOIN OUR MAILING LIST FOR DAILY HEADLINES! SEND TOP STORIES Running of the Elephants image Republican uses animals, mariachi band to critique border security By SARA INS CALDERN The Brownsville Herald October 11, 2006 Reports of an elephant crossing the river or people trying to smuggle an elephant across were rampant Tuesday while an elaborate political stunt was taking shape near the mouth of the Rio Grande. It was a while later that the stunt, which was a photo shoot, was abruptly met by federal agents. The elephant never made landfall into Mexico, but I tell you something, he could have made 15 laps back and forth, but no one showed up, said Raj Peter Bhakta, a former star on the NBC show The Apprentice, who also is a Republican candidate for the 13th District US House of Representatives seat in Eastern Pennsylvania. Three elephants, two African and an Asian, were taken out to a ranch near Boca Chica beach to perform, the 31-year-old Bhakta said. He was in Brownsville to raise funds with friends and decided to get a first-hand look at border security while he was here, he said. In Brownsville, he witnessed half a dozen men swim under one of the international bridges with complete immunity which in turn prompted him to take the immigration issue to the next level. Bhakta decided to see if he could get an elephant accompanied by a six-piece mariachi band across the river. According to his Web site, he is in favor of sensible immigration reform and supports a border fence, local law enforcement assistance with immigration laws and the use of the National Guard troops to help the US Border Patrol. To my surprise, the band played on, the elephants splashed away, and nobody showed up, Bhakta said of the stunt. The elephants came from Shrine Circuses, said James Plunkett, who produces the circus. They arrived in Brownsville on Monday and were scheduled to be on their way to Maybank on Tuesday afternoon. The elephants and the crew were at the Rio Grande for less than an hour, Plunkett said. Plunkett said he and his crew were hired for a photo shoot and entered the Boca Chica beach area without any notice from the Border Patrol. However, when it became clear that the elephants were in a quarantined area, the Border Patrol alerted the US Department of Agriculture, and the elephants had to be detained. Rumors made their way around town and back to Plunkett and his crew, he said. We were hearing all kinds of crazy stuff ourselves, Plunkett said. Someone reported to the Border Patrol that people were smuggling elephants, he said. Bhakta was getting on a plane Tuesday afternoon shortly after the USDA released the elephants and they began their journey back to Maybank. He said he was staggered by what happened on Tuesday and was planning on sharing the story with his potential constituents. If I can get an elephant led by a mariachi band into this country, I think Osama bin Laden could get across with all the weapons of mass destruction he could get into this country, Bhakta said. The mariachi band was not immediately available for comment.