9/29    Are you bored of your lecture and falling asleep and snoring in
        the lecture hall? I discovered a wonderful solution and I want
        to share my secrets with you. No, it does not require taking in
        toxins like caffeine. Here is my secret. Squeeze fresh lemon and
        lime and put them in the eye drop. Next time you start to fall
        asleep, put some drops on your eyes. Voila! You're awake.
        \_ There's a much simpler solution: don't ever go to lecture. Worked
           for me.
           \_ I don't know anything about simple solutions... I slept through
              Chem lecture..
        \_ Why lemon _and_ lime?
        \_ I just start masturbating.
           \_ Late bloomer, eh?
        \_ Using HCL instead of lemon makes it a far more rewarding
           experience for the people around you.  Or you can ask a very
           provocative political question in a classroom filled 2/3 with
           an even mixture of MSU and IAC members (only works in some
              \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe
                 they're not around anymore.  Muslim Student Union, Israel
                 Action Committee.  They used to have propaganda wars on
                 campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from
                 which they'd scream at each other.  It was kind of funny
                 in a sad way.  -John
                 in a sad way.  -lesbian loving John
           Poli Sci and History lectures.)  That's always funny.  -John
           \_ MSU?  IAC?  What do those stand for?  --alphabetically illiterate
              \_ Sorry--thought every Cal student would know these, maybe
                 they're not around anymore.  Muslim Student Union, Israel
                 Action Committee.  They used to have propaganda wars on
                 campus, and had tables on either side of Sather Gate from
                 which they'd scream at each other.  It was kind of funny
                 in a sad way.  -John
                 \_ Neverheardofthem either. I was at Cal 1990-1995.
                    \_ Hm, '92-97.  They were extremely loud.  -John