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9/22    There was a girl I dated at Cal that was also a bit of an anomoly
        because she was willing to date me.  The end.
        \_ Ditto.  Married her (my girl, not yours).
           \_ why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?
              \_ what if you're lacktose intolerant?
              \_ The cow wanders into someone else's barn.
              \_ shuts the relatives up -pp
                 \_ ask them .. "Got Milk?"
              \_ "Well, son, why milk the cow when you've got a fridge
                 full of steaks?"
        \_ Apologies, the original is at http://csua.com/?entry=44500 but
           I just couldn't resist.  Penthouse letters lives.  -John
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It's been a few years now (and I didn't date her for that long) so the details might have vanished with time, but in short this girl had a very small brain tumor. For me, it was a tumor sent from heaven though, because I'm a selfish bastard! About a month before we had met, she was diagnosed with this tumor (non-cancerous), and it started to change her right around the time we got together. She was kind of a big and tall girl to begin with, so her bra read 38DD, but they didn't really *look* like DDs, you know? Well, within the 4 months that we dated, she went from the 38DD to a 38G, which look friggin HUGE on anybody! Her doctor said that her tumor had pushed on the gland and made it communicate to the rest of her body that she was pregnant. She stopped having her period almost immediately after we met, and she had some gentle weight gain. Nothing that made her look bad remind you, she continued to fill out proporionally. At the point of this memory, she had been measured for an bought an F cup, but it hadn't really filled out yet. Her nipples had also gotten pretty big and became incredibly sensetive. She hardly like me playing with them because they were so sensitive sometimes, but that's not to say I didn't get my fair share of breast play in with this goddess! Well, one night we're going at it, and since we both had been tested and she wasn't capable of menstruating, I was riding bareback! She was on top and had just climaxed and was like "my God, my boobs feel swollen!" She started to play with her nipples as I watched, and to my surprise, she starts milking herself and squirting it on my chest! My jaw must have been opened a mile wide, because she was like "What, I didn't tell you about this?" She was milking herself for a minute or so because she saw how much I loved it before she dismounted from me. There was a pretty sizable puddle of milk on my chest, and before I know it, she's there lapping at it. First, she did the cat thing, which was damn cute, but then she realized she had me well beyond the "cute" stage. Having that girl lap off her breast milk was the sexiest thing anyone has ever done for me! I got a blood check from the lab and my doc says I'm ok and just exercise more. However I don't feel like myself at all, even with the exercise. Sometimes I feel like I could faint in the middle of a day. What other problems could I have, like brain tumor, cancer, etc? I just finished school, but I will be taking time off and traveling and don't want to start working until 6 months to a year from now. Suppose that during this temporary policy, I get a brain tumor, or something happens to me ...