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8/21    WWIII starts tomorrow.
        http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/21/iran_brings_it_on
        Make your time.
        \_ You do realize that they're making fun of the U.S. the WSJ, and thus
           about half of the motd, right?
        \_ All your flame are belong to us
           \_ All your snake are belong to us:
              http://tinyurl.com/ks2fz (kotaku.com)
        \_ Nothing interesting will happen tomorrow re: Iran.  Just editors
           looking to fill column inches.
           \_ And as predicted: nothing happened.  But this was an easy one.
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confrontation seems to be looming between a nuclear-armed Iran and its favorite enemies, named by the late Ayatollah Khomeini as the Great Satan and the Little Satan, ie, the United States and Israel," the professor says. "A direct attack on the US, though possible, is less likely in the immediate future. Ahmadinejad has given indication of thinking along these lines." Naturally, this would result in a catastrophic attack on Iran. weakened by the suicide or martyrdom complex that plagues parts of the Islamic world today, without parallel in other religions, or for that matter in the Islamic past." "In Islam, as in Judaism and Christianity, there are certain beliefs concerning the cosmic struggle at the end of time - Gog and Magog, anti-Christ, Armageddon - and for Shiite Muslims, the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, ending in the final victory of the forces of good over evil, however these may be defined. Mr Ahmadinejad and his followers clearly believe that this time is now, and that the terminal struggle has already begun and is indeed well advanced." The professor has read between the lines, and discovered the optimum date for the end of human civilization. "This year, August 22 corresponds, in the Islamic calendar, to the 27th day of the month of Rajab of the year 1427. This might well be deemed an appropriate date for the apocalyptic ending of Israel, and, if necessary, of the world." We would like to thank our readers for their many emailed comments, flames, and death threats. We've certainly enjoyed our years of keeping you informed and entertained, but all good things must come to an end.
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