8/7     Please help solve the Riddle of the Insane Former Roommate.  He stole
        all the lightbulbs, left burn marks on the matress, along with a
        brown powder of some kind, left knife slash marks in the pillow,
        cut out the screen with a knife, smashed the window, and stole all
        the glue from the garage.  He's long gone and this is not a particularly
        important issue, but the landlady and I have been trying to figure
        out what sort of shenanigans he was into just out of curiosity, and
        we are both totally ignorant of drug culture.  He was not smoking
        ciggarettes in the room.  Any guesses?
        \_ Was he skinny with lots of zits on his face?
           \_ No.  Most of his posessions were climbing-related, and he looked
              like a climber.  In good shape.
        \_ An ex-roommate did it to him, and he's just trying to pass along the
           crack meme.
        \_ Maybe he was just insane?
        \_ He didn't dump the glue into the sink drainage?  Lucky you.
        \_ Lightbulbs were stolen to light up his meth lab in the basement.
           Burn marks are from sparking up the glass pipe to smoke the meth.
           Slash marks are accidents from the knife used to cut and pound
           down the crystals to powder so that they burn better.  Screen
           was used to filter the meth powder and bits.  Smashing of the
           window was done in a meth-induced feeling of rage and euphoria.
           Glue was used for sniffing once he ran out of meth.  That about
           explains it.  -Robert Downey, Jr. and Anne Heche