Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 43772
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2026/05/17 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular
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2006/7/24 [Recreation/Dating] UID:43772 Activity:moderate
6/24    Hi I'm a virgin geek troller and I am desperate to get laid.
        I want to act gay so that girls would go ga-ga at me. Are
        there books out there that'll teach me how to act flamingly
        gay? If I can be as metrosexually gay as possible I should be
        able to get laid ASAP, based on what you guys said.
        \_ Try sucking cock.
        \_ Enough to grind your prostrate into the seat, ensuring you
           never breed.
        \_ Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
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