7/16    DEAR SELF R1GHTEOUZ GURMAN JOHN. I CHALENGE U A GAME! I WIL
        LEARN ENOUGH ENGL1SH + GRADU8 FROM AMURICAZ 2P PUBLIC
                             \_ "2 GRADU8"
                                \_ "2 BE GRADU8D"
        UNIVURSITY. U + U WIL LEARN ENOUGH EAST AS1AN LANGUAGE 2
                    \_ SUPURFLUOUZ "U"
        GRADU8 FROM ANY SUB-T1UR UN1VURSITY. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
        \_ Congrats on yo' accomplishment.  Rastus's point dat ya'
           should sharpen yo' English skills 'cuz it'll enhance
           yo' success in de real wo'ld is valid, dough.  Face it,
           plum as in de motd, de real wo'ld is full uh assholes
           who'll judge ya' on yo' language skills.  --PeterM
           \_ I assume that both of the above posts were generated using
              scripts.  Someone should write a script that converts
              real English to chicom troll English.
              \_ It's actually cheaper to just outsource this to a real
                 chicom troller.
                 \_ Didn't the Chinese govt. just hire something like 500
                    of these?  -John
              \_ Dat's 'esactly whut it is. Sheeit. Dere is some whole
                 bunch uh dese in /usr/games --(michener | /usr/games/jive)