7/12    http://www.ktvu.com/video/9502605/index.html
        They interview a guy named Mike Litoris.
        \_ Speaking of I-580, anyone know what the HUGE construction project
           happening all along the north hillside of the Dublin grade is?
        \_ Who's that?
           \_ He's a protege of Seymour Butts.
        \_ Is his middle initial 'C'?
           \_ No, his middle name is Ockrubbingagainstyermomsc
              \_ wait, how do you know? didnt mention that in the article
              \_ Oh well.  It would have been "Mike C.Litoris".
                 \_ Do you sta-stutter?
                 \_ Umm.. Mike Litoris == "My Clitoris" say it out loud.
                    \_ ]finger beavis
                        finger: beavis: no such user.
                        Are you using an alias of some kind, Beavis?
                       \_ $finger cornholio
                    \_ Is it from The Simpsons?