Entry 43519 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2025/05/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

5/23

2006/6/28-29 [Recreation/Food, Computer/SW/Languages/Misc] UID:43519 Activity:low

6/28    Overheard in the elevator today:
        A: I watched The Intrepeter last night.  Y'know, the one with Nicole
           Kidman, Sean Penn, ...
        B: Oh, what role does he play?
        A: CIA, FBI, I forgot ... something like that.
        B: Really?  I thought he would be a terrorist.
        [Awkward silence]
        \_ actors always play roles that are opposite their real life
                \_ oh yeah?  I was just at a neighborhood Chinese
                   restaurant.  The daughter of the owner was eating
                   lunch with her new bf at the table behind me.
                   White Dude:  Yeah I'm studying computer science
                     and stuff.
                   Asian Chick:  Let's go home and watch pornography.
                   White Dude: .....
                   \_ http://www.wordsoverheard.com
                      \_ Haha, that's some good shit.
                      \_ http://www.overheardinnewyork.com is WAY better.
                   \_ she actually said "pornography"?
                      \_ She's Asian, after all.
        \_ http://inpassing.org was good for a while circa 2001.

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inpassing.orgFunny "I'm not the one taking pictures of mannequins all day." "Mamma, they won't even look at your auction unless you've got a picture, and if I'm the one wearing them in the demo, how can I say they're unworn?" "But somehow the mannequin wearing it doesn't count as wearing it?