attrition.org/hosted/sexchart/sexchart.9.42
slander & libel -- the official computer scene sexchart "that's none of your business!" to receive the latest version on efnet irc, "/msg lifelike sexchart". txt a link is denoted by any sexual action between computer users that is capable of spreading an std, with a minimum requirement of wet kissing. to preserve the 78 column width, there is a secondary chart beneath the first. people whose names appear between asterisks in the first chart also exist in the second.
the top rankings: ---------------- #1 winner - 40 to 49 links: shitagau (48) Haji (44) #2 winner - 30 to 39 links: crank (39) gweeds (31) #3 winner - 25 to 29 links: Wayhigh (28) gothbitch (26) #4 winner - 20 to 24 links: meenk (23) pinguino (20) LoneSoul (20) honorable mention: ----------------- 19 links: (no one) 18 links: shipley 17 links: spyder_bytes, sQurl, jdigittl, Mali 16 links: jeek, baital, amyg0re, DrkSphere 15 links: hateball, ophie be a winner *today*! this section is not complete, as it's become much too large. org/hosted/sexchart/ highlights: 4- 8-03: the sexchart was used in an art exhibition in hong kong; shown as the 'feature story' on "news at 11" & also on "tech now" (1-12-02), a bay-area program discussing new technology. html "Picture a connect-the-dot puzzle in which the dots represent people, mostly computer geeks and their ilk, who have hooked up romantically with others. net & we will quietly honor the deceased by splashing his or her personal information all over the internet. eriss: suicide, defenestration depression & relationship problems caused her to leap to her death from a nineteeth story window. wintermute: suicide, gunshot while very drunk, threatened to shoot himself if some girl didn't stay the night. PoThEaD: kidney failure KURT C0BAIN: suicide, gunshot woke up one morning to realize the horror of being wed to courtney love, blew brains out. AmyM: methods/reasons unknown deathinc: overdose - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a guide to the famous: the sexchart contains many famous "names", from movies to music to, someday, serial killers. these people are denoted by their all-caps real names with their trendy zeros in place of "o"s. the more well-known stars are listed without explanation to the right; each link stays for six months, & if no one can prove it's valid in that time, it is removed & assumed untrue.
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