6/14    Conan, what is best in life?
        - A shit so good that your pants fit better after not
          relieving yourself after 4 days
        - Really awesome oral sex with your hot girlfriend
        - A marathon wank session in the parking garage at work
        - A good steak
        - I guess vanilla sex is all right too.
          \_ A good base ogg is better than shitty sex.
           \_ dude, parking tickets are better than shitty sex