6/8 I'm sorry for the silly question but when people have sex in real
life, do they usually do everything like in porn? Usually porn starts
with oral and finger, following by some of all of the followings:
doggy, cowboy, missionary. Fetish porns also have anal, tit sex,
LARPing, and other things that I personally find disgusting. I hope that
I never have to perform these things when the time comes. Lastly, is
pulling out an implicitly agreed upon convention? I never learned
these in sex education so any advice would be helpful. Thanks!
\_ Awesome troll. +5 for originality.
\_ It's all done like in 1980s German porn. You need to grow a
droopy mustache, and slap her rump while maintaining a pained
expression and saying things like JAA BABY, OH JAA. Bonus
points if she has a feathered blond hairdo and chews gum. -John
\_ The most important thing to remember is to always tip the midgets.
\_ Oh, I'll be "tipping the midgets", don't worry about that.
\_ You do whatever floats your boat. What is LARPing? And
I haven't been pulling out. It's not that great as a method
of birth control.
\_ Someone replaced anal with LARPing. I know pulling out is not
effective, but what do you use instead? Most of the Japanese
porns use the condom but none in American porns. Why is that?
\_ ob Cal dude and prostitute in dorm video
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