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2006/4/21-23 [Recreation/Food, Reference/RealEstate] UID:42796 Activity:nil
4/21    the Vice guide to Russia
        http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n4/htdocs/the_vice1.php - danh
        \_ heh, it makes me want to go back to rediscover my russian roots.
           - Zhirinovsky's #1 fan.
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Click Here FOOD THIN CHICKS I WAS FAT BAG OF SHITE HEROIN CUISINE TRASHPICKIN' EAT DIRT GONE HUNTING SARDINIAN CHEESE VICE MAIL DOOMS DAY METAL FASHION ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE SKINEMA EATING THEIR WORDS FASHION I'M BUSTED GROSS JAR SOUP KITCHEN REVIEWS VICE FASHION GRIMEWATCH AWOIGHT MATE! VIDEO GAMES KILLED THE RADIO STAR COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS VICE FASHION LITERARY / I WANT MY DVDS REVIEWS WILD BERRIES VICE FASHION 1 TRANSILVANIAN HUNGER MEAT WHIPLASH BUSH EATING ARCHIVE: WIENERMOBILE OF THE PEOPLE EAT VEGEMITE? HATE CUISINE INSTANT RAZOR BLADE MASH THE LAST SUPPER SUPERMARKET SWEET NATIONAL FRONT SOUP KITCHEN FISH AND GRITS STRANGE FROOTS EAT IT WHOSE FARTS SMELL WORSE? WATCH WHAT YOU EAT FAT CAMP MEM'RIES SLIMMING DOWN BRAISED PUPPY WITH ASSORTED GREENS BABY-CUE EAT SHIT KEEP IT SIMPLE EATING AN ENTIRE COW CHILDREN OF THE CORN FUCK FOOD ILLEGALIZE IT! Click here to advertise on Viceland --AZITHROMYCIN) Russia is poisoned. It's poisoned from shitty old cars running on leaded 76-octane fuel and it's poisoned from decades of Soviet waste. Its capital is the largest city in Europe and the most polluted. The weather is usually raw, cold, and damp, while the apartments are boiling hot. The food ranges from sickly to dangerous (last February they found a bunch of meat with anthrax in it), but the biggest reason you get sick a lot in Russia isn't the environment. That's because Muscovites party extremely hard in bouts that can last several days, and they could give a shit about condoms. So thank god for Azithromycin, sold under the brand name Sumamed. It's the neutron bomb of antibiotics, wiping out every living organism from the back of your throat to the tip of your urethra and all points inbetween, while leaving the major structures (you) still standing. We recommend taking these even if you don't feel symptoms, as a just-in-case following a rough weekend. Let the careful, squeamish Westerners worry about not overprescribing antibiotics for fear of creating resistant superbug strains. What you need to do is make sure you didn't catch anything from the chick you met at Propaganda because you're an irresponsible dipshit and you were too horny and high to reach for the Durex box. Babushka photo by AP --BLYAD' If you're a guy and you hang out with Russian guys, the word you will hear most often will be blyad'. You'll think it means something like "um," and you'll be technically right in the sense that it's a speech dysfluency. So a Russian guy might say in a typical conversation, "Whore! Yesterday-whore, I wanted-whore to get tickets-whore to the Bolshoi Ballet-whore for you. The faggots-whore at the box office-whore tried to tell me they didn't-whore have any good seats, whore." It's fitting that the word for whore should be used so commonly, as Russia is both a major producer and major consumer of whores. B is also for babushka, which is what the blyadi will eventually turn into. They're the toughest bitches you'll ever come across in your life. They'll spy on you, plow into you on the metro, and if you speak in English in front of them, they will bite your head off and scream that Stalin was the greatest thing to ever happen to Russia. Your email: Their email: send Comments: Subject: about "BLYAD" and "Blat'" Date: Apr 25 2006 08:13:05 AM Author: anonim There are different meaning between "BLYAD" and "Blat'" "BLYAD" means whore. Some uncultured Russian use "Blat'" when say "I,Blat', go home, Blat'. PS I am from Russia, but I do not use such words :) Subject: Katia Date: Apr 25 2006 02:05:36 AM Author: Kalashnikoff SO youre one of them whores? Leave me your phone, silly biatch, and ill be right there. Russia is definitely needs some proper cleaning Subject: true true Date: Apr 25 2006 01:03:59 AM Author: Katya All the Russians who are bitching about this issue being bullshit... I am Russian and proud to admit that I am from a such fucked up country! Thank you Vice for such a great description of silly Russians! Subject: insult Date: Apr 22 2006 05:58:46 PM Author: boris whoever wrote this madness deserves to suffer a russian torture. your words are terribly insulting to a man of russian descent and i am sorry for the parents that brought you into this world. BLYAD - i dunno who you were talking to in moscow - to a janitor? To make a long story short, go and fucc yourself, afftar scyko blia. Subject: mark bloody ames Date: Apr 20 2006 05:06:44 AM Author: exprumos How the hell do you get away with being on RT and still manage to do the exile stuff and guides like this? Would the real Mark Ames please stand up, please stand up. Subject: nice guide Date: Apr 20 2006 02:30:29 AM Author: Sanja We think of you approximately as. the worst thing that happened to Brooklyn since yuppies..... Subject: Propaganda Date: Apr 16 2006 10:47:14 PM Author: parehn Ha. I did a semester in Moscow and this review is pretty much on point. Subject: hyi Date: Apr 13 2006 08:12:37 AM Author: russian girl huh. wanna to read your fucking thoughts about word 'hyi') Subject: mmm hmmm Date: Apr 12 2006 01:55:41 PM Author: ooh yes i have such a thing for russian guys. Subject: Russian Whores Stroke My Ego Date: Apr 11 2006 11:22:11 PM Author: Big Daddy Debit When I'm looking for a good Russian whore, I look no further than Flashdancers on 6th Ave. Subject: bbbbb Date: Apr 11 2006 10:58:33 PM Author: Carla That photo of vladimir looks like christopher reeves with a red beard. Date: Apr 11 2006 08:23:11 PM Author: Katrina I used to think Russia was a cool place, and that I'd like to go there someday. She is a "whore" alright (we'll she would be but she's real hard on the eyes). I know this is just 1 isloated incident, but after some carful investigation I discovered they are mostly all like it. Subject: yuh Date: Apr 11 2006 07:14:50 PM Author: br you should've had a picture of the best bylad' of Russia, not a babushka. Subject: credit plz Date: Apr 11 2006 06:44:16 PM Author: me me me this whole russia issue was completely my idea.