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background >> September 20, 2004 the start of it all This was my first Thursday night at the Bowery Bar. It was as if a swarm of locusts in the form of jappy girls had taken over the entire place. Every table was filled with young IJC's in the exact same $200 jeans and white tank tops all smiling perfect smiles, drinking cosmos, gesturing wildly with their hands and talking loudly to the identical girl across the table while pretending not to be looking around for someone cooler to talk to. These girls are called IJC's for the simple reason that both on the surface and underneath they are all more or less exactly the same Interchangeable Jappy Chick. Common characteristics of IJC's include but are not limited to: -full breasted -straight dark hair -well tanned -slightly overweight -over-educated and underemployed -teeth a little too white and straight (daddy is a dentist after all) More to follow...
September 20, 2004 at 01:06 PM Hey buddy, I agree that these girls are money grubbing and shallow. But the way you post some comments on this website is offense and flat out anti-semitic. It sounds like you need to get laid, why dont u go into your piggy bank and slurge on a hooker. You're one cheap guy, $75 for 2 people for dinner is not a ton of money. If you dont like it hear then move to Pennsylvania and become amish. It doesnt matter how many jewish friends you have, what and how you write it is anti-semitic. Change the people you are talking about, what if they were African-American or Arab. But this is what ignorant people such as yourself do, they generalize and pigeon-hole people into one description. Therefore you are just as shallow as the people you describe. after which I'm going to go home and bang my hot blonde girlfriend.
November 16, 2004 at 05:26 PM i hate to give this guy an audience, but i feel the need to respond here. first of all, i would like to point out that i am jewish right down to my circumcized penis. i just wanted to clear that up lest you think i am catholic or arab or a converted jew just in it for the jokes, like tim watley. next, i wrote the disclaimer in the 'about' section of this blog specifically for people like you with no sense of humor. my musings on this blog are humor and are not intended to offend anyone. maybe you can't appreciate it my humor but that's not my problem. if chris rock can make fun of blacks (or african americans as you like to say) on HBO, i think i'm in the clear. lastly i am pretty sure i never used the word jewish to describe anyone. the ijc is a specific type of girl from certain areas of LI, NJ, PA, MD and FL and other places. she probably went to school somewhere like Syracuse, UMD, Tulane, Michigan or UPenn. she works in PR or event planning or something similar, lives in murray hill, has a certain look, and expects to have the world handed to her. perhaps you would feel more comfortable reading the american jackass blog.
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