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3/20 Hey tom, we've already established that you think of yourself as
omnipotent. Do you also believe yourself to be infallible? I'm
thinking I may want to include you as an NPC if I ever run an RP
campaign again, and am trying to establish if the tom NPC would be a
god or `just' a demi-god. TIA. -dans
\_ He could play Tiamat, sure.
\_ First, you may want to investigate the difference between
"omnipotent" and "omniscient."
Second, get a fuckin' life. Really. -tom
\_ don't forget, tom is also omnipresent. he may be omnivorous too.
\_ I feel like the rest of us should be paying you two for the
entertainment you're providing.
\_ It was entertaining for a while but it's getting old.
dans has proven that he's as petty as the person he used to
know. tom on the other hand has shown a lot of restraints,
without lashing out and rambling. For crying out loud,
the incident was many years ago. People change. Move on.
\_ Getting old like yermom? Look, it's the motd. If you want
something new and original, why read a text file edited
by the same group of old, grouchy alumni for years and
years? If on the other hand you want decades of yermom
jokes, political trolls and insane rants it's nice to have
something that never changes.
\_ listen you smart ass. I do read other sources for
entertainment, like http://FauxNews.com. But that gets old too
\_ Aaawwwwww. Are we not entertaining you enough? You
want more boob pics? Flame wars about text editors?
What?
\_ Ah, thanks for the correction. One tends to make silly errors
of that sort when posting at 5 AM. Mea culpa. While I've got
your ear, perhaps you could tell me in your all-knowing wisdom,
what constitutes a life? I thought I was doing reasonably for
myself, what with a circle of wonderful friends, a fantastic SO,
a busy calendar, and work I love, but, apparently, I am mistaken.
Please tell me oh wise tom, what must one do to have a life?
Also, you never answered my question, do you think you're
infallible? -dans
\_ Here's a hint, dans. Life is inversely proportional to the
amount of trolls you spill. Obviously, tom has a lot more
life than you. Get a life.
\_ This runs counter to my experience. -dans
\_ I don't suppose a polite request to take this to email will
help?
\_ If you have to ask, you don't know. -tom
\_ So that's a yes? -dans |
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